Impeachment Limericks

Mad Kane's Political Madness ^ | 9/11/19 | Eleutheria5

[Eleutheria5]

Taylor’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo feast — “Smoking gun” at the least. Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!

[Eleutheria5]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate Democrats for impeachment can't wait So we have to push back Since we're under attack Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.

[Eleutheria5]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate
Democrats for impeachment can't wait
So we have to push back
Since we're under attack
Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

Taylor Mueller’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo collusion feast — “Smoking gun” obstruction at the least. Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!

Same song, different lyrics.

[Eleutheria5]

How creative of him./s

What will “seal Trump’s fate” next? A landslide victory?

[MomwithHope]

No good at limericks, so here's a token haiku -

Impeachment is Dead!
Schiff and Pelosi screwed up
They're sick in the head.

[Bob434]

There once was a man named madkane,
Who by all accounts was insane.
His TDS was strong
And He was often wrong
but what do you expect from a lamebrain?

[Two Kids' Dad]

Under Trump, America thrives
He’s improving all of our lives
Unemployment is down
Causing leftists to frown
and get drunk in bars that are dives

[willyd]

Impeach Trump At All Costs They Said,
Now that Mueller’s Big Trial Was Dead,
But They Got Over-Zealous,
and now they’ll be jealous,
When Trump Gets Re-elected instead.

[Eleutheria5]

A pajama boy tooted his horn
To bolster his hopes so forlorn
That the Dems should all win
Through the power of spin
But instead they were pelted with scorn

[Political Junkie Too]

There once was a man named Schiff
Who conducted his hearings in a SCIF.
He picked what he liked,
And the rest he just spiked.
Now the whole affair reeks of bull....

-PJ

[Two Kids' Dad]

Our orange president rocks!
401(k)s are booming with stocks
reelection is clear
and for that we should cheer
let’s lock criminal dems in a box.

[Eleutheria5]

“plastered” instead of “drunk” sets the meter right.

[Beowulf9]

Biden is a liar ,his pants are on fire & it looks dire for those who inspire to wire & tire & mire & hire to conspire

[Texas Eagle]

I gotta limerick for Mad Kane.

There once was a Never-Trumper called Mad Kane
Who sang the Fake News Media refrain
Though President Trump flew straight as an arrow
While Hillary stagger'd 'round like Capt. Jack Sparrow
Mad Kane frollicked in the muck with the certifiably insane

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

[Eleutheria5]

Sleepy Joe bade Ukrainians “fire”
In six hours, that is down to the wire
Or your aid will be gone
Don’t look into my son
Now impeachment is what they desire?

[humblegunner]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate

Yet you have listed yourself as the author of them.

[Migraine]

The White House is out of their reach.
So the dimocrats have to impeach.
But Nadler and schiff
Swing and miss with a whiff,
Saying “I’ll be a son of a beach!”

[glennaro]

The Left went insane in '16
Trump's win an event unforeseen
Their failed coup d'etat
Has all been for naught
In '20 they'll need Vaseline.

[gunsequalfreedom]

There once was a guy named Eric
Whose name you were not to parrot
And whoever did
Soon found all their vids
banned on Youtube without merit.

Impeachment Limerick: Eric Ciaramella

[Eleutheria5]

Technical error. I originally intended this as a vanity, and then I discovered Kane’s horde of bad verse.