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Impeachment Limericks
Mad Kane's Political Madness ^ | 9/11/19 | Eleutheria5

Posted on 11/09/2019 10:04:39 AM PST by Eleutheria5

Taylor’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo feast — “Smoking gun” at the least. Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!

(Excerpt) Read more at madkane.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Society; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: adamsciff; biden; ukraine; whistleblower
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Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate Democrats for impeachment can't wait So we have to push back Since we're under attack Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.
1 posted on 11/09/2019 10:04:39 AM PST by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5
Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate
Democrats for impeachment can't wait
So we have to push back
Since we're under attack
Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.
2 posted on 11/09/2019 10:06:23 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5
Taylor Mueller’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo collusion feast — “Smoking gun” obstruction at the least. Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!

Same song, different lyrics.

3 posted on 11/09/2019 10:09:38 AM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (Prayers for our country and President Trump)
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To: TwelveOfTwenty

How creative of him./s

What will “seal Trump’s fate” next? A landslide victory?


4 posted on 11/09/2019 10:11:10 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: TwelveOfTwenty
No good at limericks, so here's a token haiku -

Impeachment is Dead!
Schiff and Pelosi screwed up
They're sick in the head.

5 posted on 11/09/2019 10:12:46 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: Eleutheria5

There once was a man named madkane,
Who by all accounts was insane.
His TDS was strong
And He was often wrong
but what do you expect from a lamebrain?


6 posted on 11/09/2019 10:13:20 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Eleutheria5

Under Trump, America thrives
He’s improving all of our lives
Unemployment is down
Causing leftists to frown
and get drunk in bars that are dives


7 posted on 11/09/2019 10:15:49 AM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: MomwithHope

Impeach Trump At All Costs They Said,
Now that Mueller’s Big Trial Was Dead,
But They Got Over-Zealous,
and now they’ll be jealous,
When Trump Gets Re-elected instead.


8 posted on 11/09/2019 10:16:05 AM PST by willyd (I for one welcome our NSA overlords)
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To: Bob434

A pajama boy tooted his horn
To bolster his hopes so forlorn
That the Dems should all win
Through the power of spin
But instead they were pelted with scorn


9 posted on 11/09/2019 10:16:34 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5
There once was a man named Schiff
Who conducted his hearings in a SCIF.
He picked what he liked,
And the rest he just spiked.
Now the whole affair reeks of bull....

-PJ

10 posted on 11/09/2019 10:19:10 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Our orange president rocks!
401(k)s are booming with stocks
reelection is clear
and for that we should cheer
let’s lock criminal dems in a box.


11 posted on 11/09/2019 10:19:41 AM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

“plastered” instead of “drunk” sets the meter right.


12 posted on 11/09/2019 10:19:57 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Biden is a liar ,his pants are on fire & it looks dire for those who inspire to wire & tire & mire & hire to conspire


13 posted on 11/09/2019 10:30:46 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Eleutheria5
I gotta limerick for Mad Kane.

There once was a Never-Trumper called Mad Kane
Who sang the Fake News Media refrain
Though President Trump flew straight as an arrow
While Hillary stagger'd 'round like Capt. Jack Sparrow
Mad Kane frollicked in the muck with the certifiably insane

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

14 posted on 11/09/2019 10:33:40 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would be have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Beowulf9

Sleepy Joe bade Ukrainians “fire”
In six hours, that is down to the wire
Or your aid will be gone
Don’t look into my son
Now impeachment is what they desire?


15 posted on 11/09/2019 10:44:02 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: Eleutheria5
Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate

Yet you have listed yourself as the author of them.

16 posted on 11/09/2019 11:00:02 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Eleutheria5

The White House is out of their reach.
So the dimocrats have to impeach.
But Nadler and schiff
Swing and miss with a whiff,
Saying “I’ll be a son of a beach!”


17 posted on 11/09/2019 11:09:27 AM PST by Migraine
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To: Eleutheria5
The Left went insane in '16
Trump's win an event unforeseen
Their failed coup d'etat
Has all been for naught
In '20 they'll need Vaseline.
18 posted on 11/09/2019 11:48:11 AM PST by glennaro
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To: Eleutheria5

There once was a guy named Eric
Whose name you were not to parrot
And whoever did
Soon found all their vids
banned on Youtube without merit.

Impeachment Limerick: Eric Ciaramella


19 posted on 11/09/2019 11:58:16 AM PST by gunsequalfreedom
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To: humblegunner

Technical error. I originally intended this as a vanity, and then I discovered Kane’s horde of bad verse.


20 posted on 11/09/2019 12:03:26 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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