[Eleutheria5]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate Democrats for impeachment can't wait So we have to push back Since we're under attack Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.

[Eleutheria5]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate
Democrats for impeachment can't wait
So we have to push back
Since we're under attack
Let this salvo fly true, albeit late.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

Taylor Mueller’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo collusion feast — “Smoking gun” obstruction at the least. Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!

Same song, different lyrics.

[Bob434]

There once was a man named madkane,
Who by all accounts was insane.
His TDS was strong
And He was often wrong
but what do you expect from a lamebrain?

[Two Kids' Dad]

Under Trump, America thrives
He’s improving all of our lives
Unemployment is down
Causing leftists to frown
and get drunk in bars that are dives

[Political Junkie Too]

There once was a man named Schiff
Who conducted his hearings in a SCIF.
He picked what he liked,
And the rest he just spiked.
Now the whole affair reeks of bull....

-PJ

[Two Kids' Dad]

Our orange president rocks!
401(k)s are booming with stocks
reelection is clear
and for that we should cheer
let’s lock criminal dems in a box.

[Beowulf9]

Biden is a liar ,his pants are on fire & it looks dire for those who inspire to wire & tire & mire & hire to conspire

[Texas Eagle]

I gotta limerick for Mad Kane.

There once was a Never-Trumper called Mad Kane
Who sang the Fake News Media refrain
Though President Trump flew straight as an arrow
While Hillary stagger'd 'round like Capt. Jack Sparrow
Mad Kane frollicked in the muck with the certifiably insane

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

[humblegunner]

Mad Kane's limericks reek of Trump hate

Yet you have listed yourself as the author of them.

[Migraine]

The White House is out of their reach.
So the dimocrats have to impeach.
But Nadler and schiff
Swing and miss with a whiff,
Saying “I’ll be a son of a beach!”

[glennaro]

The Left went insane in '16
Trump's win an event unforeseen
Their failed coup d'etat
Has all been for naught
In '20 they'll need Vaseline.

[gunsequalfreedom]

There once was a guy named Eric
Whose name you were not to parrot
And whoever did
Soon found all their vids
banned on Youtube without merit.

Impeachment Limerick: Eric Ciaramella

[Fester Chugabrew]

There once was a fellow named Schiff
Whose eyeballs could wake up a stiff.
In zeal to get Trump
He made a big jump
From a tree to a rope off a cliff.

[BEJ]

A Schiff once looked to Ukrainia
As a proctologist looked to Schiff’s Urania
And when it was done
all in fun
the proctologist found eric chlamydia

[IronJack]

As a poet, he’s a good golfer.

[equaviator]

M-peech fo’ty-fi’
Oh yes he did
He be just a lie
We gonna blow da lid

M-peech fo’ty-fi’
He such a foo’
He goin’ bye-bye
Then we comin’ fo’ you

[rlmorel]

The Left cannot stand Donald Trump
And the Leftists constantly grump
We can’t take him down
There’s no staffer he drown’d
Let’s find him an intern to hump!

[rlmorel]

The Left tells us Orange Man Bad
He's a puss-grabbing billionaire Cad
But Tump Tweets with a grin
As he sucks them all all in
"Your Liberal Tears make me glad!"

[rlmorel]

A billionaire named Donald J.
Is now President, what can they say?
They sputter and growl
And frustrated they scowl
For their perfidy he’ll make them pay!

[georgiegirl]

There was an old lady named Nanzy
Who started the Impeachment frenzy
Though charges were bogus
She was third to be Potus
Conflict of interest be schmanzy