Impeachment Limericks

Mad Kane's Political Madness ^ | 9/11/19 | Eleutheria5

[georgiegirl]

There was an old lady named Nanzy
Who started the Impeachment frenzy
Though charges were bogus
She was third to be Potus
Conflict of interest be schmanzy

[proud American in Canada]

There once was a man from Delaware
Who sold a bill of goods everywhere
People got tired
His time has expired
Now it’s time to return to Hellaware

Julie

(best I could do on short notice; I just loved the title of the post because I love writing spoof songs and limericks).

:) Julie

[proud American in Canada]

“We gonna blow da lid”

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But wait! Our current president needs da lids! Can’t perform a day’s work. lol

[nesnah]

There once was a Delaware dope
Who was second fiddle to change and hope

With a wife dressed like a slut
A son who sniffed coke like a mutt

In this position little girls now he did grope

[Eleutheria5]

The Deep State was p!ssed because Trump
Was changing the state of the Swamp
They brought some old coot
To give Orange Man the boot
Stuffing boxes with ballots, they romped

[smvoice]

Mad Kane thinks himself wise.

He rhymes incredible lies.

He’s just a pretender,

He needs to surrender.

Or claim the “Irrelevant” prize.

[proud American in Canada]

“The Deep State was p!ssed because Trump
Was changing the state of the Swamp
They brought some old coot
To give Orange Man the boot
Stuffing boxes with ballots, they romped”

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LOL! Perfect description of the last election.

Trump voters will never forget the steal.

[Political Junkie Too]

The President was not always aware
Dark glasses covered up his blank stare
He'd frequently err
Then hide out in Delaware
From impeachment we hope they'll prepare.

-PJ

[proud American in Canada]

OMG! Too funny! And dead on target.

You are one creative person! Thanks!

[Eleutheria5]

Beavens to Hetsy! We just repeated—ORGAN CHORD! GASP! ORGAN SCALE!—duh big lie. The vaccine has just evaporated from my veins./s

[equaviator]

I had to "circle back" to my post from Nov. 2019 and I remember that the line "We gonna blow da lid" alludes to BLM-antifa-Democrats-Drive-by media, etc. letting their intentions be known...as if we didn't know.

[proud American in Canada]

“The President was not always aware
Dark glasses covered up his blank stare
He’d frequently err
Then hide out in Delaware
From impeachment, we hope they’ll prepare.
-PJ”

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Perfect! :)