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Impeachment Limericks
Mad Kane's Political Madness ^
| 9/11/19
| Eleutheria5
Posted on 11/09/2019 10:04:39 AM PST by Eleutheria5
Taylors statements are sealing Trumps fate, So poor Donald is rather irate; A quid pro quo feast Smoking gun at the least. Donald Trump shall go down I cant wait!
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TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Society; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: adamsciff; biden; ukraine; whistleblower
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To: Eleutheria5
There was an old lady named Nanzy
Who started the Impeachment frenzy
Though charges were bogus
She was third to be Potus
Conflict of interest be schmanzy
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posted on
11/09/2019 3:32:46 PM PST
by
georgiegirl
(Count me Deplorable)
To: Eleutheria5
There once was a man from Delaware
Who sold a bill of goods everywhere
People got tired
His time has expired
Now it’s time to return to Hellaware
Julie
(best I could do on short notice; I just loved the title of the post because I love writing spoof songs and limericks).
:) Julie
42
posted on
09/18/2021 11:35:41 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: equaviator
“We gonna blow da lid”
______________________________
But wait! Our current president needs da lids! Can’t perform a day’s work. lol
43
posted on
09/18/2021 11:38:01 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: Eleutheria5
There once was a Delaware dope
Who was second fiddle to change and hope
With a wife dressed like a slut
A son who sniffed coke like a mutt
In this position little girls now he did grope
44
posted on
09/18/2021 11:44:16 AM PDT
by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach onre)
To: proud American in Canada
The Deep State was p!ssed because Trump
Was changing the state of the Swamp
They brought some old coot
To give Orange Man the boot
Stuffing boxes with ballots, they romped
45
posted on
09/18/2021 11:49:16 AM PDT
by
Eleutheria5
(Hard times: hard men. Hard men: soft times. Soft times: soft men. Soft men: hard times)
To: Eleutheria5
Mad Kane thinks himself wise.
He rhymes incredible lies.
He’s just a pretender,
He needs to surrender.
Or claim the “Irrelevant” prize.
46
posted on
09/18/2021 12:13:13 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(King Joege: He's really quite mad you know )
To: Eleutheria5
“The Deep State was p!ssed because Trump
Was changing the state of the Swamp
They brought some old coot
To give Orange Man the boot
Stuffing boxes with ballots, they romped”
_____________________________________
LOL! Perfect description of the last election.
Trump voters will never forget the steal.
47
posted on
09/18/2021 12:17:07 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: proud American in Canada
The President was not always aware
Dark glasses covered up his blank stare
He'd frequently err
Then hide out in Delaware
From impeachment we hope they'll prepare.
-PJ
48
posted on
09/18/2021 12:31:47 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Political Junkie Too
OMG! Too funny! And dead on target.
You are one creative person! Thanks!
49
posted on
09/18/2021 2:15:45 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: proud American in Canada
Beavens to Hetsy! We just repeated—ORGAN CHORD! GASP! ORGAN SCALE!—duh big lie. The vaccine has just evaporated from my veins./s
50
posted on
09/18/2021 2:27:07 PM PDT
by
Eleutheria5
(Hard times: hard men. Hard men: soft times. Soft times: soft men. Soft men: hard times)
To: proud American in Canada
I had to "circle back" to my post from Nov. 2019 and I remember that the line "We gonna blow da lid" alludes to BLM-antifa-Democrats-Drive-by media, etc. letting their intentions be known...as if we didn't know.
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posted on
09/19/2021 4:38:05 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Political Junkie Too
“The President was not always aware
Dark glasses covered up his blank stare
He’d frequently err
Then hide out in Delaware
From impeachment, we hope they’ll prepare.
-PJ”
__________________________________
Perfect! :)
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posted on
09/20/2021 3:43:33 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
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