Posted on 11/06/2019 5:54:57 PM PST by Impy
We won! We won! It was dicey there for a minite but we won!
"What you talking about Willis? The Eagles handed the Bears their butts. They should quit football and start selling Charmin toliet paper."
I was talking about my fantasty team, 2-7!!!! Snapping a 5 game losing streak.
ಠ_ಠ
"Congratultions! I baked you a cake, it's the oven."
The oven? But that hasn't worked for months!
"Hmm, I guess that explains why my dough didn't rise, I thought it was because I didn't use enough salt, oh well, enjoy!"
Well, I can't come up with any comedy ideas this week so I guess that's it.
"Maybe I can help, I need something to do for the rest of the season so I thought I'd try Stand Up like my friend Eli!"
"He's one of my best students, much better than Crapernick!"
Uh, ok.
"Why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get to the other side!"
....
"Just kidding, there's more! To get to other side....where some guy cuts it's head off and turns it into a Popeyes Chicken Sandwhich that some guy gets stabbed to death over!!"
What?!
"It's called "observational humor!" Like Seinfeld! And "dark" subject matter like violence is very "in" with the kids. I really think I could have a future here!"
"That ain't funny, Red! Them sandwhiches are serious bizness. I'll give you a joke, why did the honkey cross the road? To get to the other side.....and shoot a Black man for no reason after approtrating his culture and talking away his right to vote!!!!!"
Well Colon, I'll say this you're better at comedy than at football.....
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Thurs Picks received so far
Chargers: Impy
Raiders: Pete, Enterprise, Atc23
Moe's picks
Week 10
Raiders
Bears
Ravens
Bills
Packers
Saints
Giants
Cardinals
CHIEFS!
Colts
Rams
Vikings
49ers
Man did the Pack get dominated by the Chargers. I mean just totally outplayed.
Only good game is Monday night.
The cat played better than the any of the Giants. Now for picks:
Chargers
Browns, wishful thinking I know
Giants win Battle of the Basement
Saints march past Atlanta
KC over Tenn in a good one
Crows over the Bungles
Bears
Cards fly over Bucs
Pack
Colts over the flopping Fish
Rams stampede past Pitt
Dallas with their 2nd straight prime time win
Seahawks, then there will be no more undefeated teams after MNF
This Sunday will be Renfro vs Big Mike Williams. Both rookies are barely getting a few moments game time. Hope they get more action.
Buffalo at Cleveland: Bills feast in The Mistake by the Lake.
L.A. Chargers at Oakland: Raiders
Detroit at Chicago: I was gonna say Da Bears, but Trubisky has pegged out my Suck-O-Meter at 10. Pick Lions.
N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets: Giants
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Do I really have to say it? Ravens.
Atlanta at New Orleans: Saints
Arizona at Tampa Bay: Cards
Miami at Indianapolis: Colts. Bigly.
Carolina at Green Bay: Cheeseheads
L.A. Rams at Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh in a squeaker.
Minnesota at Dallas: Vikings
Seattle at San Francisco: Tough one. Toss-up, really, but I'll go with the Niners.
I’m sick of Dallas.
Prescott has flamed out and Zeke Elliott is a child.
Impatiently waiting for LSU vs. Alabama.
BTW, I’m damn surprised my DAWGS beat the Gators last wk.
I thought we were going to get creamed.
Oakland over L.A. Chargers
Buffalo over Cleveland
Detroit over Chicago
N.Y. Giants over N.Y. Jets
Baltimore over Cincinnati
Kansas City over Tennessee
New Orleans over Atlanta
Arizona over Tampa Bay
Indianapolis over Miami
Green Bay over Carolina
L.A. Rams over Pittsburgh
Dallas over Minnesota
Seattle over San Francisco
My picks for Week 10:
Raiders
Ravens
Bills
Bears
Giants
Chiefs
Buccaneers
Saints
Colts
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
49ers
Tua will love Cincinnati.
Chargers over Oakland
Buffalo over Cleveland
Detroit over Chicago
N.Y. Giants over N.Y. Jets
Baltimore over Cincinnati
Kansas City over Tennessee
New Orleans over Atlanta
Arizona over Tampa Bay
Indianapolis over Miami
Green Bay over Carolina
L.A. Rams over Pittsburgh
Minn. Over Dallas
San Fran over
TEN ACIOUS WEEK
good to see so much love for the Ravens, where was it last week?
CHARGERS
RAVENS
BILLS
LIONS
GIANTS
TITANS
BUCCANEERS
SAINTS
COLTS
RAMS
PACKERS
VIKINGS
49ERS
good luck to all.
t
side note...
i miss side boob
t
I think that the Packers had their BYE WEEK last week.
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wk2 |
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wk6 |
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wk8 |
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gp |
pct |
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curr wk |
net chg |
gb |
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al_c |
11 |
11 |
12 |
7 |
10 |
9 |
10 |
12 |
10 |
92 |
133 |
0.692 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
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big'ol_freeper |
13 |
11 |
10 |
8 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
13 |
9 |
91 |
134 |
0.679 |
1 |
2 |
-1 |
1 |
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mmichaels1970 |
11 |
10 |
10 |
8 |
9 |
9 |
9 |
12 |
9 |
87 |
134 |
0.649 |
4 |
3 |
+1 |
5 |
|
toast |
12 |
10 |
10 |
6 |
10 |
8 |
10 |
13 |
7 |
86 |
133 |
0.647 |
3 |
4 |
-1 |
6 |
|
DoodleDawg |
9 |
9 |
9 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
10 |
14 |
7 |
85 |
134 |
0.634 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
7 |
|
Enterprise |
11 |
10 |
10 |
8 |
7 |
11 |
8 |
12 |
8 |
85 |
134 |
0.634 |
7 |
5 |
+2 |
7 |
|
Impy |
10 |
12 |
10 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
13 |
9 |
85 |
134 |
0.634 |
9 |
5 |
+4 |
7 |
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ro_dreaming |
11 |
9 |
9 |
7 |
9 |
8 |
12 |
13 |
6 |
84 |
134 |
0.627 |
4 |
8 |
-4 |
8 |
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campaignPete R-CT |
12 |
11 |
9 |
6 |
9 |
8 |
10 |
12 |
6 |
83 |
134 |
0.619 |
7 |
9 |
-2 |
9 |
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Bender2 |
11 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
11 |
14 |
9 |
82 |
134 |
0.612 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
10 |
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teeman8r |
11 |
7 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
12 |
12 |
9 |
81 |
134 |
0.604 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
11 |
|
Phlap |
12 |
10 |
8 |
0 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
13 |
9 |
77 |
119 |
0.647 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
15 |
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moehoward |
10 |
12 |
9 |
0 |
8 |
7 |
11 |
10 |
9 |
76 |
119 |
0.639 |
15 |
13 |
+2 |
16 |
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darkangel82 |
9 |
9 |
8 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
12 |
13 |
8 |
76 |
134 |
0.567 |
12 |
13 |
-1 |
16 |
|
zzeeman |
8 |
10 |
9 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
10 |
10 |
7 |
75 |
133 |
0.564 |
12 |
15 |
-3 |
17 |
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RedMonqey |
0 |
9 |
10 |
9 |
9 |
7 |
11 |
12 |
6 |
73 |
118 |
0.619 |
15 |
16 |
-1 |
19 |
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Rummyfan |
2 |
11 |
8 |
7 |
9 |
8 |
7 |
12 |
8 |
72 |
122 |
0.590 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
20 |
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Alas Babylon! |
8 |
10 |
11 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
0 |
12 |
11 |
71 |
120 |
0.592 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
21 |
|
L,TOWM |
10 |
0 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
10 |
11 |
13 |
8 |
65 |
103 |
0.631 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
27 |
|
Jack Black |
0 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
13 |
8 |
38 |
58 |
0.655 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
54 |
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atc23 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
9 |
10 |
6 |
35 |
57 |
0.614 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
57 |
|
circlecity |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
12 |
7 |
19 |
29 |
0.655 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
73 |
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Viking2002 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
8 |
14 |
0.571 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
84 |
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