[Impy]

We won! We won! It was dicey there for a minite but we won!

"What you talking about Willis? The Eagles handed the Bears their butts. They should quit football and start selling Charmin toliet paper."

I was talking about my fantasty team, 2-7!!!! Snapping a 5 game losing streak.

ಠ_ಠ

"Congratultions! I baked you a cake, it's the oven."

The oven? But that hasn't worked for months!

"Hmm, I guess that explains why my dough didn't rise, I thought it was because I didn't use enough salt, oh well, enjoy!"

Well, I can't come up with any comedy ideas this week so I guess that's it.

"Maybe I can help, I need something to do for the rest of the season so I thought I'd try Stand Up like my friend Eli!"

"He's one of my best students, much better than Crapernick!"

Uh, ok.

"Why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get to the other side!"

....

"Just kidding, there's more! To get to other side....where some guy cuts it's head off and turns it into a Popeyes Chicken Sandwhich that some guy gets stabbed to death over!!"

What?!

"It's called "observational humor!" Like Seinfeld! And "dark" subject matter like violence is very "in" with the kids. I really think I could have a future here!"

"That ain't funny, Red! Them sandwhiches are serious bizness. I'll give you a joke, why did the honkey cross the road? To get to the other side.....and shoot a Black man for no reason after approtrating his culture and talking away his right to vote!!!!!"

Well Colon, I'll say this you're better at comedy than at football.....

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING WEEK 10

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Thurs Picks received so far

Chargers: Impy

Raiders: Pete, Enterprise, Atc23

Moe's picks

Week 10

Raiders

Bears

Ravens

Bills

Packers

Saints

Giants

Cardinals

CHIEFS!

Colts

Rams

Vikings

49ers

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Man did the Pack get dominated by the Chargers. I mean just totally outplayed.

[Conserv]

Only good game is Monday night.

[Fiji Hill]

[Viking2002]

🏈 Week 10 Picks 🏈

Buffalo at Cleveland: Bills feast in The Mistake by the Lake.

L.A. Chargers at Oakland: Raiders

Detroit at Chicago: I was gonna say Da Bears, but Trubisky has pegged out my Suck-O-Meter at 10. Pick Lions.

N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets: Giants

Baltimore at Cincinnati: Do I really have to say it? Ravens.

Kansas City at Tennessee: Chiefs

Atlanta at New Orleans: Saints

Arizona at Tampa Bay: Cards

Miami at Indianapolis: Colts. Bigly.

Carolina at Green Bay: Cheeseheads

L.A. Rams at Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh in a squeaker.

Minnesota at Dallas: Vikings

Seattle at San Francisco: Tough one. Toss-up, really, but I'll go with the Niners.

[rdl6989]

Tua will love Cincinnati.

[teeman8r]

side note...

i miss side boob

t

[Phlap]

[mmichaels1970]

Here are updated standings from week 9 accounting for big'ols additional win.

screen name	wk1	wk2	wk3	wk4	wk5	wk6	wk7	wk8	wk9	w	gp	pct	prev wk	curr wk	net chg	gb
al_c	11	11	12	7	10	9	10	12	10	92	133	0.692	1	1	0	0
big'ol_freeper	13	11	10	8	8	9	10	13	9	91	134	0.679	1	2	-1	1
mmichaels1970	11	10	10	8	9	9	9	12	9	87	134	0.649	4	3	+1	5
toast	12	10	10	6	10	8	10	13	7	86	133	0.647	3	4	-1	6
DoodleDawg	9	9	9	8	9	10	10	14	7	85	134	0.634	4	5	-1	7
Enterprise	11	10	10	8	7	11	8	12	8	85	134	0.634	7	5	+2	7
Impy	10	12	10	8	8	7	8	13	9	85	134	0.634	9	5	+4	7
ro_dreaming	11	9	9	7	9	8	12	13	6	84	134	0.627	4	8	-4	8
campaignPete R-CT	12	11	9	6	9	8	10	12	6	83	134	0.619	7	9	-2	9
Bender2	11	8	8	6	9	6	11	14	9	82	134	0.612	10	10	0	10
teeman8r	11	7	8	7	7	8	12	12	9	81	134	0.604	11	11	0	11
Phlap	12	10	8	0	8	9	8	13	9	77	119	0.647	12	12	0	15
moehoward	10	12	9	0	8	7	11	10	9	76	119	0.639	15	13	+2	16
darkangel82	9	9	8	9	4	4	12	13	8	76	134	0.567	12	13	-1	16
zzeeman	8	10	9	8	6	7	10	10	7	75	133	0.564	12	15	-3	17
RedMonqey	0	9	10	9	9	7	11	12	6	73	118	0.619	15	16	-1	19
Rummyfan	2	11	8	7	9	8	7	12	8	72	122	0.590	17	17	0	20
Alas Babylon!	8	10	11	4	7	8	0	12	11	71	120	0.592	18	18	0	21
L,TOWM	10	0	8	5	0	10	11	13	8	65	103	0.631	19	19	0	27
Jack Black	0	0	0	7	0	0	10	13	8	38	58	0.655	20	20	0	54
atc23	0	0	0	0	0	10	9	10	6	35	57	0.614	21	21	0	57
circlecity	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	12	7	19	29	0.655	22	22	0	73
Viking2002	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	8	8	14	0.571	23	23	0	84

[mmichaels1970]

L.A. Chargers at Oakland
Buffalo at Cleveland
Detroit at Chicago
N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Kansas City at Tennessee
Atlanta at New Orleans
Arizona at Tampa Bay
Miami at Indianapolis
Carolina at Green Bay
L.A. Rams at Pittsburgh
Minnesota at Dallas
Seattle at San Francisco

[al_c]

Raiders
BiLLLLs
Bears can’t score … even at home. Lions.
I would love to see the Jets beat the Giants. But they won’t.
Ravens
Chiefs
Falcons suck. Ain’ts
Cards
No way the Phins can win two in a row. Colts.
Dang cheeseheads better not let me down this week. Pack.
Steelers have home advantage. Rams need a win to keep up. Rams.
Cowboys v Vikings is going to be a great game. I hope the Cowboys brought their cat. COWBOYS!!!
Monday night showdown. Another close matchup. 9ers at home.

[Rummyfan]

For tonight, I think Sunday was not an aberration but an awakening, and I'm going with the

The rest of my picks to follow.

[big'ol_freeper]

[toast]

Last week was horrible. Hopefully better this week.

Chargers
Buffalo
Detroit
N.Y. Giants
Baltimore
Kansas City
New Orleans
Arizona
Indianapolis
Green Bay
L.A. Rams
Minnesota
San Francisco

[Bender2]

I’ll take the Bolts in tonight’s game

[Bender2]

Week Ten and the Bolts let me down losing to the Waiders--

Well, one bad pick won't kill me--

Them Dark Baltimore Byrds will crush TCU North--

Da Bills will smack the Brownies silly--

Imp, for your sake, I'm picking Da Bears over the Loinshoppers--

Jints over Jets at Jerseyworld--

My Old Dallas Texans will sail past Allegra's Old Earlers--

It will be Bucking Ears over Arid Zona--

Ain'ts over the Atlanta Black Byrds--

Indy has a fish fry against the Phins--

LA Ewes rust up the Stoolers--

Big's Pack skin Kam's Kitties--

My Boys show the Viqueens which side the bread is buttered on--

I think it is time for the 69ers to get their comeuppance and the Seahags will be happy to provide--

The Mile High Ponies, Big's Pattycheaters, them Godless Iggles, the Deadskins, Jag-Offs and Allegra's Texicans all have the weekend off--

In college play, Big's Kadets (Listen up, Big!) should get by UMass--

The Donald will see LSU roll Big's Tide out to sea--

K-State will make the Teasips cry "Uncle!" in the Peoples Republic of Austin--

And the #25 New Pony Xpress makes good over East Carolina--

[Rummyfan]

The rest of my picks...

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Buffalo at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium Buffalo continues its winning ways and the Browns fall further into dysfunction and a lost season. Bills

Detroit at Chicago 1:00 pm CBS Soldier FieldThe Bears are a mess. The Lions aren't exactly world-beaters, but they're less messy than Chicago. Lions.

N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Someone has to win this game... don't they?! Somehow the Jets beat the Cowboys, but that game seems a long, long time ago and Sam Darnold hasn't played this poorly since he was at San Juan Capistrano HS. And the G-Men still have that Barkley guy... Giants.

Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Big win for the Black Birds last week, and normally this would shape up as a classic trap game. But the Bungles are the only remaining winless team and are quite frankly, hapless. Don't see how the Ravens can lose this... Ravens.

Kansas City at Tennessee 1:00 pm CBS Nissan Stadium The Chiefs are finding ways to win without Mahomes and continue that here. Chiefs.

Atlanta at New Orleans 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome How the Falcons have fallen so far so quickly is beyond me. And they haven't reached bottom yet. Saints.

Arizona at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX Raymond James Stadium The Bucs were close last week; so were the Cardinals. Tough choice here... how many times will Jameis turn it over?! Cardinals.

Miami at Indianapolis 4:05 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium The Colts have been overachieving all season, but they won't even have to do that to beat the lowly Phish. Colts.

Carolina at Green Bay 4:25 pm FOX Lambeau Field The Packers will be glad to be home after that shellacking they took in LA last week. And while McCaffrey and the Panthers are no pushover, I'm not going against Rodgers at Lambeau in November. Packers.

L.A. Rams at Pittsburgh 4:25 pm FOX Heinz Field The Rams are not the juggernaut they were last season, And while the Steelers showed some life last week, they won't get missed FGs like they did against the Colts. Rams.

Minnesota at Dallas 8:20 pm NBC AT&T Stadium Two teams which really haven't established any consistency yet. Just when you think they've turned a corner they fall back. Well.... Dallas at home.... and the Vikings... nah. Cowboys.

Monday, November 11, 2019

Seattle at San Francisco 8:15 pm ESPN Levi's Stadium Wow! A great Monday night match-up! San Fran has a great D to complement their efficient O, and while Russell Wilson has been fantastic, the Niners are the more complete team. They win to stay unbeaten. Niners.

Good luck to everyone and have a great weekend!

In the college ranks, two games where unbeatens square off...

LSU over Alabama ( GEAUX TIGERS!) and

Penn State over Minnesota.

[ro_dreaming]

Of course, my Bolts had to let me down.

Just know that for the rest of the season, I’ll be picking AGAINST the Chargers. Even if they play the Bengals. Or the Dolphins. I don’t care.

Sunday, November 10, 2019
Buffalo at Cleveland
1:00 pm CBS
FirstEnergy Stadium

Buffalo over Cleveland

Detroit at Chicago
1:00 pm CBS
Soldier Field

Detroit over Chicago

N.Y. Giants at N.Y. Jets
1:00 pm FOX
MetLife Stadium

Giants over Jets

Baltimore at Cincinnati
1:00 pm CBS
Paul Brown Stadium

Everyone over Bengals

Kansas City at Tennessee
1:00 pm CBS
Nissan Stadium

Tennessee over Chiefs

Atlanta at New Orleans
1:00 pm FOX
Mercedes-Benz Superdome

Saints over the grounded Falcons

Arizona at Tampa Bay
1:00 pm FOX
Raymond James Stadium

Bucs over Cards

Miami at Indianapolis
4:05 pm CBS
Lucas Oil Stadium

Indy over Dolphins

Carolina at Green Bay
4:25 pm FOX
Lambeau Field

GB over Carolina

L.A. Rams at Pittsburgh
4:25 pm FOX
Heinz Field

Rams over Steelers

Minnesota at Dallas
8:20 pm NBC
AT&T Stadium

Dallas over Vikings

Monday, November 11, 2019
Seattle at San Francisco
8:15 pm ESPN
Levi’s Stadium

SF over Seattle (squeaker, I think by 1, maybe 3 at most).

Bye teams this week: Denver, Houston, Jacksonville, New England, Philadelphia, Washington

[Enterprise]

Yuck, what a week coming up. If I go 6 and 6 I will consider that a moral victory. Richly deserving of a participation certificate.

Bills
Lions
Giants
Ravens
Chiefs
Saints
Cardinals
Colts
Panthers
Steelers
Vikings
49ers

[dfwgator]

Break up the Dolphins!