Stopped Clock Named CNN's Most Accurate Reporter

The Babylon Bee ^ | March 27th, 2019

[T Ruth]

ATLANTA, GA—CNN has given a special award to the clock hanging in one of its studios, naming it the news station’s most accurate reporter. The clock, which has been stuck showing the time to be 1:11 for the past three years, was found to surpass every other CNN reporter in how often it got the news exactly right.

[T Ruth]

Timely again -- or still.

[Equine1952]

At least twice a day it’s right. Heeheeheee. Ya gotta love that.

[Ken H]

I read where a standing joke in Soviet era military was that their watches were the fastest in the world.

[KarlInOhio]

A stopped calendar would be more accurate than CNN.

[T Ruth]

Good one.

[Family Guy]

OK, that was freakin’ funny.

[CommerceComet]

Did anyone happen to notice that the clock doesn’t read 1:11 as stated in the article but actually 1:12? Deliberate? I assume that Babylon Bee is suggesting that CNN cannot even read a stopped clock correctly.