Global cricketing. Trump’s fault
We’ve had two bad cricket infestations in NE Oklahoma-Arkansas in the last 40 years. One in 1979, and one around 2005. The rest of the time they were just nuisances.
Then the year after, came a blister bug infestation.
Too hot — we’re gonna die.
Too cold — we’re gonna die.
“perfect” weather conditions — the crickets are gonna get us.
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So cyclical global wamrign is now considered ‘perfect’ by the left? Then what are they complaining about?
Normal weather blamed for normal insects.
All because Donald Trump was elected.
Need more lizards
Just like the year Buddy Holly got his start
Free and abundant protein for the non animal eaters.
Leave it toTexans to gripe about extra protein, there are lots of starving people trying to cross the border..........
Leave it toTexans to gripe about extra protein, there are lots of starving people trying to cross the border..........
Weather? I’ve seen them so bad in Dallas, TX that you tires would slide all over the street. They would use the fire department to hose down streets in order to drive.
If those crickets were actually edible a lot of Mexicans, Chinese and Japanese would (literally!) swarm in and grab them all to be processed into food.
Buy stock in Raid and Ortho, Quick!!!!
It’s just like liberals who leave their destroyed former state and infest the next one.
I was stationed at Ft Sam Houston TX which is actually in San Antonio, in 1973. It was swarming with crickets even then. At night I’d walk down the sidewalks to the sounds of crickets being squashed. The fire ants built their mounds right along the sidewalks because they knew that every night they got free meals. There were even swarms of crickets that lived in the ceilings of the barracks. Lift a ceiling panel and you’d get a bunch of crickets falling out.
I always figured that the lizard population had been dramatically reduced.
Oct. 11 (UPI) — Experts said an influx of crickets that some San Antonio residents have called a “plague” resulted from “perfect” weather conditions that allowed the insects to thrive this year.
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Native San Antonian here. First I’ve heard of this “plague”.
I hear crickets from the corrupt news media whenever the democrats get caught up in another criminal scandal.
We get this every year. Some years worse than the others.
I would first check to see if the Socialist Castro brothers were in town before I made that determination.