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Hillary Clinton May Run For Second Term As President Of Her Imagination [Satire]
Daily Wire ^ | 10/10/19 | Andrew Klavan

Posted on 10/10/2019 8:43:51 PM PDT by Pollard

Hillary Clinton says she may decide to run for a second term as President of her Imagination. “I beat Trump once, I can beat him again,” said Mrs. Clinton, before falling off her barstool, rolling under a table, banging her head on a chair leg, and lapsing into a period of unconsciousness during which she dreamed that she really was president and all the people loved her so very, very much.

Mrs. Clinton made the remarks after Donald Trump sent out a tweet reminding his followers of Clinton’s history of corruption going back forty years.

“Those are all old, old stories,” Mrs. Clinton told a lamp-post while trying to figure out how to put on her coat. “The feds have been trying to nail me for years and the lousy screws have never put a finger on me, see, so eat lead, John Law, yeah, that’s right, that’s what I said, to hell with you G-men, if you think I’m gonna die in some hellhole of a prison, think again, coppers.”

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1 posted on 10/10/2019 8:43:51 PM PDT by Pollard
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To: Pollard
Hahaha.
I've been following that story on Fox News.

Can she really be that stupid? Bill is probably telling her no but then he always did have more brains that Hitlary.

2 posted on 10/10/2019 8:55:56 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Pollard

After her loss to Obama, I saw a parody/satire article/web page that showed her sitting in the Oval Office. The story read that she had had it built at the NY estate and spent hours fantasizing that she was prez.

I wish I had kept a link or copy.


3 posted on 10/10/2019 9:44:42 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Pollard

If Hitlery runs, Grey Beaver is going to be livid and will probably go on the warpath.


4 posted on 10/10/2019 10:04:58 PM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: TomGuy; Pollard

5 posted on 10/10/2019 10:07:57 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: Jane Long

Go on, it’s OK to go now, just move toward the light...


6 posted on 10/10/2019 10:12:46 PM PDT by matthew fuller ( Trump's new immigration policy- Manifest Destiny!)
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To: laplata

If she does a rain dance it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

“NOAH, can you tread water?”


7 posted on 10/10/2019 10:13:32 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: Pollard

the hag still has open and ongoing investigations against her. how does this work?


8 posted on 10/10/2019 10:13:47 PM PDT by oldenuff35
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To: xrmusn

Lol.


9 posted on 10/10/2019 10:16:54 PM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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10 posted on 10/10/2019 11:45:13 PM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: Pollard
https://babylonbee.com/news/hilary-clinton-announces-she-will-seek-re-election-as-president-of-the-united-states
11 posted on 10/10/2019 11:53:52 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Pollard

Link to Daily Wire not working. Liberal hackers suspected.


12 posted on 10/11/2019 4:59:54 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: elcid1970

Works fine for me


13 posted on 10/11/2019 5:36:49 AM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: Pollard

Might be my ad blocker.


14 posted on 10/11/2019 6:17:08 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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