Posted on 10/09/2019 9:26:10 AM PDT by rxsid
“The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.”
I doubt it will apply to re-fueling costs for airliners transporting scowling autistic 16 year old Swedish girls either.
Even with the 20 minute “Greta-lecture” delay this will still be far quicker and more efficient than trying to recharge any electric vehicle.
Nice, thanks.
I don't know. Don't horses fart too?
After five minutes of that, Id douse myself with gasoline and light a match.
How dare you not offer green stamps with every purchase!
Dreadful, horrible child! I keep hearing people on the Right saying how she’s being manipulated by her parents and other adults.
That’s true as far as it goes, but I’m not really inclined to give her a pass. By the age of 16, one should have some self-awareness — and some manners.
I don’t see any future for this horror child other than to grow up to be a particularly demented Leftist.
If Hillary runs again, we need to force voters to watch videos of her screeching and cackling before they vote.
From my recent travels:
Reg Gas in SoCal: $4.29/gal
Reg Gas in FL: 2.39/gal
As the lines between satire and reality become less and less clear...
“The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.”
Bwaaa-Haaa-Haaa!
Greta Von Scoldilocks has the “resting b*tch face” down.
On the Bright Side, this might slow down the mind-numbed Antifa pukes a bit while they’re making Molotov Cocktails! Most of them cannot be anywhere NEAR a screen without staring at it, LOL!
*SNORT*
“SATIRE”
Boo!
I much prefer when Babylon Bee articles are not labelled satire and I get to laugh at some of the responses.
Boo!"
Agreed, and for the record, I didn't put that in the title. The admin added it after the fact.
“Thats true as far as it goes, but Im not really inclined to give her a pass. By the age of 16, one should have some self-awareness and some manners.”
She’s got Asperger’s, so less self-awareness. This is 100% on the parents, who knew they had a vessel to promote their cause(s).
If this law passes, I will just bike everywhere.
Babylon Bee. I am not worthy.
I see your point, FRiend. But I’m still not inclined to be too merciful to either the child or the parents — dreadful people one and all.
Dear Lord, protect us from people with “causes.” At best, they are bores and windbags. At worst, they are killers.
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