i believe it's pronounced insurance fraud...
Posted on 10/07/2019 11:10:58 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
It was an obvious oversight since anyone looking to boost a bottle of Crown Royal was bound to pop that Lambo.
Velvet bags are prone to this problem and should not be used for jewelry security.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That may well be true. But in this case, what the picture did for me, after really looking into it and soul searching her countenance. It told me she’s a member of Mensa, with an IQ north of 145./?
I once knew a man who drove one. He owned the dealership in Philly. At that time, 20+ years ago he said that white Lambo SUV had a sticker of $340,000.
Yes but it just came out recently. Shows how strong the SUV market is now. Rolls Royce just introduced one too.
Don’t forget the noose left hanging from the rearview mirror.
You can’t just *claim* you owned bling but somebody done took it.
Insurance companies generally have provenance & conviction clauses for theft claims. The claimant must provide proof of value & the thief must be caught & convicted before the company pays.
Wonder how much they owed on their Lamborghini.
Maybe they were afraid it was gonna get stole by the repo man.
It beats explaining why she took it off during drugs and sex at her boyfriends house, forgot it and it was gone when she remembered and went back.
Or..,insurance fraud per above.
He IQ probably exceeds her bra size, but that is uncertain. Other pictures suggest that Sir Mixalot would approve of her other assets.
In any case, contrary to some expectations she is not a 350lb ghettopotamus.
Not quite as wrong, but still pretty bad. I know. Porsche has done it. Jaguar has done it. Ferrari is promising one. Good God, Alfa Romeo has just done it!
It's enough to make a grown man cry. Well I am not sure sports car drivers ever grow up, but still, you get the point.
You don’t like my Mini Cooper SUV?
Your reference to Sir Mixalot might be a nod to “Baby Got Back”? My wife and I have some little private bits of communication we use. One is when we encounter a female with a very sizeable and prominent derierre, one of us will whisper “Baby Got Back”.
....er Playing very small fiddle.
Could have been somebody with an identical Lamborghini just got in the wrong one and drove off. I worry about that all the time.
Sp she goes DRINKING with friends, and then returns to her vehicle to drive home. Didn’t report the loss to police until nearly 3 hours later.
breathalyzer much?
Indeed. A quick image search will reveal her very well rounded rump.
i believe it's pronounced insurance fraud...
Didn’t something like this happen to the guy in West Virginia that won the lottery?
President Trump did it!!! Impeach now!
Have money doesn’t make you smart. In many cases it makes you the opposite of smart.
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