Posted on 09/23/2019 8:02:49 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
There is a movement afoot to liberate female breasts and it goes by the name “Free the Nipples.” Apparently, our breasts want out. Out of our clothing, that is. That’s right. There is a spectre haunting America -- of clothes -- and women have nothing to lose but their shirts. So whadaya say? Knockers of the world, unite! Out with yesterday’s bra-burners (they’re so last century, anyway) and in with the Nipple Warriors!
Let’s face it, our girls just can't take the oppression and discrimination anymore: the frustrating bra shopping, the annual breast exams, the painful mammograms, the perpetual fear of nip slip, and let’s not forget, the fondling. Our girls go through so much. And so do we. Who hasn’t rushed home after a long day being strapped and trapped in a Maidenform, to rip off her bra and let it all hang out?
But, apparently, it’s not enough that our breasts are unrestrained in the privacy of our own homes. The nipple liberators have set their sights on the public square. They are determined to make the days of hiding in secrecy behind latex, spandex, and Playtex on Main Street U.S.A. a thing of the past.
Turns out, these bare-chested ladies have already successfully challenged a Fort Collins, Colorado ordinance prohibiting public toplessness! They must have quite the war chest because, after spending over $300,000 defending the ordinance and losing at the 10th Circuit, the city of Fort Collins decided it could not afford to continue to defend the law and threw in the towel. So much for all of that pot tax revenue…
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Cute girl showing her breasts in front of the Fort Collins City Council building.
“This should be a perky thread.”
We can only hope.
TTIUWP :)
“Do you shop at Wal-Mart?”
That’s pronounced ‘The Wal-Marts’
Bet they won’t be hanging out in the winter in Ft Collins.
And after a few of them are dragged into alley ways and assaulted they will demand men quit looking!
Well, if you are parading around nude in public it just means you are advertising your product for SALE.
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
A liberate female breasts campaign?
Can we see some examples so we can decide guilty or not guilty?
*ouch*
Excepting a lucky few, unsupported breasts tend to sag unattractively over time. Maybe that’s the idea, man-haters and queers wanting women to look less attractive to men.
I’d caution against cold weather exposure, and we’re coming up on some nipply….er...nippy days.
:)
Free the Nipples needs an age limit.
See post #14
Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Go ahead, girls! air them mini mountains of flesh! tittilate us with your grand tetons! Just don’t do it in a muzzy country.
I came here for the pictures...
You people are severely disappointing.
Does it irritate when you snag ‘em in a gate?
True that !
It's the allure that attracts,
except when they, and we get older.
It's the mystery .. / not the 'show and tell' presentation!
“I knew a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?”
I knew a guy with 5 penises.
He went to the doctor, the doctor exclaimed:
“My god, I have never seen the like, how on earth do your pants fit you”
To which he replied:
“Like a glove”
....do your boobs hang low?
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