Posted on 09/23/2019 8:02:49 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
There is a movement afoot to liberate female breasts and it goes by the name “Free the Nipples.” Apparently, our breasts want out. Out of our clothing, that is. That’s right. There is a spectre haunting America -- of clothes -- and women have nothing to lose but their shirts. So whadaya say? Knockers of the world, unite! Out with yesterday’s bra-burners (they’re so last century, anyway) and in with the Nipple Warriors!
Let’s face it, our girls just can't take the oppression and discrimination anymore: the frustrating bra shopping, the annual breast exams, the painful mammograms, the perpetual fear of nip slip, and let’s not forget, the fondling. Our girls go through so much. And so do we. Who hasn’t rushed home after a long day being strapped and trapped in a Maidenform, to rip off her bra and let it all hang out?
But, apparently, it’s not enough that our breasts are unrestrained in the privacy of our own homes. The nipple liberators have set their sights on the public square. They are determined to make the days of hiding in secrecy behind latex, spandex, and Playtex on Main Street U.S.A. a thing of the past.
Turns out, these bare-chested ladies have already successfully challenged a Fort Collins, Colorado ordinance prohibiting public toplessness! They must have quite the war chest because, after spending over $300,000 defending the ordinance and losing at the 10th Circuit, the city of Fort Collins decided it could not afford to continue to defend the law and threw in the towel. So much for all of that pot tax revenue…
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Does topless boobs accelerate the droop factor?
There seems to be a difference of opinion in this thread, one might say, a cleavage.
!!!??? NO!
Do you shop at Wal-Mart? I've seen people (women usually) wearing PJs and bunny slippers. Fishnet top (showing everything). Both genders usually fat) showing butt crack. And a general lack of self respect and/or public decency.
“The ones I’d like to see will keep them covered”
Just have to rely on a vivid imagination.
There are websites devoted to the weirdos in Walmart. Just wait for pictures being posted of old ugly sagging boobs draped across the produce section in order to reach that one perfect kumquat.
I finally found my purpose.....
I’m starting a “Free the Weiner” campaign.....
Simply titillating thread.
I certainly think it is true.
It is not the display of breasts that I find disturbing, per se. I have been to a number of topless beaches in Europe that I found entertaining and interesting.
But I am not in the least bit interested in passing topless women in general on the street.
It is the underlying force driving this that I find distasteful.
No pics, no clicks. :-) Of course, Zombie did some pictorials of persons attending the “Free the TaTas” rally in nan frankcisco and the results were, well, they left us hanging. Surprisingly the participants weren’t all centerfold material. Shocking huh? LOLO!
National Geographic comes to the US.
I knew a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
Do your boobs hang low, do the wobble too and fro...
Think: National Geographic story on Africa, and “Cooper’s Droop.”
Post #29 will cure you.
But who’s the titular head of this movement?
To paraphrase Ron White, Once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see them all. (Which, while funny, isn't really true.)
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