Posted on 09/17/2019 11:38:46 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
NORTH BLOOMFIELD, Ohio (WKBN) Deputies said they pulled over an Amish buggy complete with alcohol and a stereo system early Sunday morning.
Just before 1 a.m., Trumbull County sheriffs deputies said they saw two Amish men drinking alcohol while riding on the back of a horse and buggy.
The deputies said there was a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra on top of the buggy.
They pulled the buggy over at Donley and Mahan Parker Roads in North Bloomfield, Ohio.
Deputies said the people riding in it ran out into the trees while the horse continued down the road.
There were several open bottles of alcohol in the buggy, as well as a radio sound system, deputies said.
The buggy was towed and deputies found someone to take care of the horse until the owner comes forward.
Michelob Ultra? That stuff’s so watery it would probably be legal under the Volstead Act.
was the driver’s name Munson and the other guy Ishmael?
A couple of real rebels there!
Inquiring minds want to know what music these rapscallions were listening to.
Clip Klop Clip Klop BANG BANG BANG Clip Klop Clip Klop
I just came from this party in Hollywood a week ago and the girls were drinking Michelob LOL. The dudes when seeing this didnt even bother grabbing it, and this was the only beer offered FREE due to sponsorship..
Amish Paradise: https://youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
But officer, “My horse was on grass!”
An Amish wife was coming home from grocery shopping and a highway patrol noticed the slow moving vehicle sign was danging and about ready to fall off.
He pulls her over and explains the situation and notices the reins for the horse are wrapped around the horses balls, he points out she might fix that also.
When she gets home she tells her Husband to fix the slow moving vehicle sign and check the emergency brake.
There were several open bottles of alcohol in the buggy, as well as a radio sound system, deputies said.
Rumspringa?
Michelob Ultra?.............That’s pretty close to yellow water...................
I would hardly refer to a twelve-pack of Michelob Ultra as “alcohol.”
Other stories on the WKBN website at this hour:
- Warren (OH) police say man blames mom for drugs found in his shoes.
- Victim says he was attacked in Youngstown by man wearing smiley face t-shirt.
- Burglar steals wine, snacks from train car
- Driver found with drugs and “hilbilly made” explosives
It looks like Youngstown Man could give Florida Man a run for his money.
They were listening to this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgYWcJkv6UQ
These guys are having gonna have a hard time explaining this at the next barn raising.
Candidates for a good ol’ Amish “meidung” (shunning).
No one will speak to them, not even their wives.
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