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Florida Man Parks Smart Car in Kitchen So It Won't Blow Away During Hurricane Dorian
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Parks-Smart-Car-in-Kitchen-So-It-Wont-Blow-Away-During-Hurricane-Dorian-559380561.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_MIBrand ^
| 9/4/2019
Posted on 09/04/2019 1:28:35 PM PDT by dirtboy
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: floridaman; smartcar
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Finally, a reason to own this overgrown golf cart
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:28:35 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: dirtboy
If the car fits, park it.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:30:58 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: dirtboy
Of all the appliances, that’s his favorite.....
To: dirtboy
Is this an issue?
Sounds like a good idea if you don’t have a Garage.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:33:26 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: dirtboy
I’m reminded of my cats trying desperately to sit in every empty box they see.
Those vehicles musty be REALLY light.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:36:17 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: dirtboy
If he’s tall, he should just throw a tablecloth over it and eat off the roof.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:36:59 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: dirtboy
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:38:16 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
To: dirtboy
Love it! I wouldnt want a Smart, although I will say theyre handy because I see them squeezed into parking all over the place in European cities. But Id never thought about the advantage of being able to take it into the house. Like a miniature horse.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:38:28 PM PDT
by
livius
To: Kickass Conservative
His wife got the garage (for her full-sized car).
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:39:07 PM PDT
by
livius
To: dirtboy
What’s the significance of 06/21/2008?
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:39:49 PM PDT
by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: RandallFlagg
I’ve seen a YouTube video of one of these cars smashing I to a concrete barrier at 70 miles an hour. The damage was surprisingly light. They look ridiculous but they are actually very well-built cars that structurally are very strong
To: livius
His wife might have turned the garage into a love den for when her boyfriend visits.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:41:27 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: dirtboy
Finally, a reason to own this overgrown golf cart
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Right? Our old golf cart needs new batteries. I’ve seriously thought of replacing it with a used Smart Car. Just to putter around our gated neighborhood.
They are a heck of lot cheaper than nice golf carts. But.... more expensive to maintain.
To: dirtboy
The only problem with that is someone might mistake it for a blender.
To: livius
I’m still waiting for a car that folds up into a briefcase.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:42:31 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Grimmy
If the Smart Car’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:43:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dirtboy
Not often do you see Florida Man and Smart in the same headline.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:46:19 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Responsibility2nd
I rode in a smart car. It was great and roomy as a passenger. They are great for driving around to do grocery shopping etc drive to the beach. I was surprised to learn they are made by Mercedes.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:50:52 PM PDT
by
gcparent
(Justice Brett Kavanaugh)
To: gcparent
They are great for driving around to do grocery shopping etc drive to the beach. I always wondered where you'd put the groceries in one of those.
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posted on
09/04/2019 1:51:58 PM PDT
by
Sans-Culotte
(If it weren't for fake hate crimes, there would be no hate crimes at all.)
To: dirtboy
Good idea. Best wishes to the gentleman.
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posted on
09/04/2019 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you." Walt Whitman)
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