Posted on 09/03/2019 6:20:39 AM PDT by Impy
I’m picking my Bears but the last time I remember being surprised when they lost to the Packers was Rex Grossman on New Years eve.
I thought nothing could be more annoying than that migraine commercial (Princess and Pirates! It should be for an anti-psychotic drug instead). I was wrong.
Pharmaceutical commercials in general are the worst.
The Ewes will smash Kam’s Kitties—
The Iggles over the Deadskins—
Jets streak by the Bills—
The Viqueens beat Atlanta's Black Byrds—
Crab City's Black Byrds feast on the Phish—
My Old Dallas Texans stomp the Jag-offs—
Da Browns over Allegra's Old Earlers—
The Bolts beat the Luckless Indyians—
The Seahags slip by TCU North—
The Bucking Ears kick the 69ers to the curb—
Detroit's Lambchopps spank Arid Zona—
Big’s Patty Cakes melt the Stoolers—
New Or’Leans spank Allegra's Texicans—
The Vegas Bound Waiders slip by Denver;s Ponies—
AND my BOYS bitch slap Eli's Midgets—
As to the college game, my Aggies will upset the Clemtines--
In the Alumni Bowl, North Texas will go very Green and very Mean on SMU--
LSU will burst the Teasips' bubble--
Michigan will beat Big's Kadets--
And, now, my iron solid predictions for the whole NFL season are as follows:
Tommy B and the Pattycakes in the AFC East
Da Browns in the AFC North
Allegra's Texicans in the AFC South
My Old Dallas Texans in the AFC West
My Cowboys in the NFC East
The Viqueens in the NFC North
New Or’Leans o\in the NFC South
The Seahags in the NFC West
My Old Dallas Texans will stop Tommy B & Company in the AFC Championship
My BOYS over New Or’Leans in the NFC Top Game
Finally, with both of my Dallas teams in the Super Bowl, I can live with either one being NFL Champs!
Gdazooks, do I ever feel better now that I got all that settled!
First time picks:
Chicago
Buffalo
Baltimore
Kansas City
Cleveland
Philadelphia
Minnesota
Rams
Chargers
Seattle
Detroit
Dallas
San Francisco
New England
New Orleans
Denver
Here is a Pet Peeve of mine concerning NFL games.
Why do the night games start so late?
8:20pm? That is just too late.
7:30 EST should be the latest.
Why do the night games start so late?
8:20pm? That is just too late.
Not on the West Coast. You’d have to drive like a maniac and hope to be very lucky to make it home from work in time to catch the kick-off.
MNF used to start at 9:00 pm.
Bears to win on TH
16 weeks of pt spreads.
http://www.footballlocks.com/early_nfl_point_spreads.shtml
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I need to hang onto this so I can remind myself at the end of the season that I am not as smart as I think I am...
Chicago - Home field advantage, baby!
N.Y. Jets - Ditto
Baltimore - Miami may go o for 2019
Kansas City - #back2backMVPatrick!
Cleveland - New form of agony for Browns fans — get close without winning it all
Philadelphia - Wentz > Keenum
Minnesota - Not sure what to think about ATL, tbh
Carolina - West Coast teams have issues on the east coast
Indianapolis - F-— dean spanos and every moving van he used
Seattle - Cincy is just not good
Arizona - AZ wins it’s first Big 12 Conference Game
Dallas - The giants are awful
San Francisco - Tampa Bay will be awful
New England - PIT is in decline; the Pats not as much
New Orleans - I do wonder if Brees is still Brees
Oakland - Flacco has not been good for 4 seasons...
Any Browns fans that were not at 6 years old in 1989 does not know the emotion that Charger, Viking, and Bills fans have known intimately (although, the chargers have no remaining fans as near as I can tell) throughout the Super Bowl era.
Pack
Mahomes and co. take KC past the Jags(if they play-Dorian may be an issue)
Dirty Birds
Browns- good QB matchup
Jets
Fins
Iggles
Rams
Bolts over Colts
Bucs plunder the Niners
Cards as Kyler Murray wins his NFL debut
Pats over Steeltown
Broncos
Saints Brees past Houston
Forgot two: Seabirds over Cincy, Dallas if Dak outplays Eli
because it is 2:20 in the afternoon here in Hawai’i.
They get mad when I watch a football game while at work.
Bears
Rams
Eagles
Jets
Falcons
Dolphins
CHIEFS!
Browns
Chargers
Seahawks
49ers
Cowboys
Lions
Pats
Saints
Raiders
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