[Bender2]

Week One I see the Bears besting Big’s Cheeseheads—

The Ewes will smash Kam’s Kitties—

The Iggles over the Deadskins—

Jets streak by the Bills—

The Viqueens beat Atlanta's Black Byrds—

Crab City's Black Byrds feast on the Phish—

My Old Dallas Texans stomp the Jag-offs—

Da Browns over Allegra's Old Earlers—

The Bolts beat the Luckless Indyians—

The Seahags slip by TCU North—

The Bucking Ears kick the 69ers to the curb—

Detroit's Lambchopps spank Arid Zona—

Big’s Patty Cakes melt the Stoolers—

New Or’Leans spank Allegra's Texicans—

The Vegas Bound Waiders slip by Denver;s Ponies—

AND my BOYS bitch slap Eli's Midgets—

As to the college game, my Aggies will upset the Clemtines--

In the Alumni Bowl, North Texas will go very Green and very Mean on SMU--

LSU will burst the Teasips' bubble--

Michigan will beat Big's Kadets--

And, now, my iron solid predictions for the whole NFL season are as follows:

Tommy B and the Pattycakes in the AFC East

Da Browns in the AFC North

Allegra's Texicans in the AFC South

My Old Dallas Texans in the AFC West

My Cowboys in the NFC East

The Viqueens in the NFC North

New Or’Leans o\in the NFC South

The Seahags in the NFC West

My Old Dallas Texans will stop Tommy B & Company in the AFC Championship

My BOYS over New Or’Leans in the NFC Top Game

Finally, with both of my Dallas teams in the Super Bowl, I can live with either one being NFL Champs!

Gdazooks, do I ever feel better now that I got all that settled!

[big'ol_freeper]

[Bender2]

Re: Week One I see the Bears besting Big’s Cheeseheads—

Gadzooks! Might need to get... my eyesockets checked--

Or-- maybe change my brand... of pre-prediction smokes.

But mainly I must never ever again... believe Impy's Bears have a wham-bam, get-it-done quarterback.