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Rescue comes at long last for Hillary the donkey
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Aug. 23, 2019 | Steve Rubenstein

Posted on 08/26/2019 1:43:56 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo

Hillary the donkey is a castaway no longer.

The most famous donkey in Mariposa County was removed from her lonely 1-acre island in the middle of Lake McClure in an intricate operation that involved no fewer than 20 state wildlife biologists and veterinarians, a tranquilizer gun and a donkey trailer that came all the way from Texas to transport Hillary to donkey paradise.

It almost didn’t happen, however, donkeys being donkeys.

Hillary had been living on the small island for two years, ever since the lake waters rose and cut her off from the mainland. Local do-gooders had been dropping off hay bales and apples and Hillary had become a minor tourist attraction, but her continued isolation was deemed to be not in the animal’s best interest.

Shortly after sunrise on Friday, the small rescue posse organized by the California Department of Fish and Wildlife boarded a boat and sailed the half mile of lake water that separated the mainland from Hillary’s island.

Biologists had hoped that Hillary would voluntarily enter a small pen that the biologists had built on the island and baited with watermelon and food pellets. The biologists were intending to shut the pen by remote control, trapping Hillary inside.

...Leah Ray said it had been a long day, made even longer by Hillary’s unique personality.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfchronicle.com ...


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Hillary the Donkey


1 posted on 08/26/2019 1:43:56 PM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Those plastic surgeons can work miracles these days.


2 posted on 08/26/2019 1:45:30 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

” a tranquilizer gun and a donkey trailer that came all the way from Texas to transport Hillary”

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XD


3 posted on 08/26/2019 1:47:17 PM PDT by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy it. I hope every lib die.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

I told you she was running again.


4 posted on 08/26/2019 1:47:35 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

What the Donkey named after Sir Edmund Hillary or the Jackass?


5 posted on 08/26/2019 1:48:46 PM PDT by Trump.Deplorable
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Is Lajitas tired of having a goat for a mayor?


6 posted on 08/26/2019 1:50:03 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo
Did any of them ever think that she was not trapped but wanted to be left alone? That she thought the rest of the donkeys were a bunch of jack.... uh... jerks?

Be funny if she swims back.

7 posted on 08/26/2019 1:50:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Human beings don't behave rationally. We rationalize our behavior.)
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To: Pox

Pox
Awesome
Funny and awesome


8 posted on 08/26/2019 1:51:50 PM PDT by RWGinger (Does anyone else really)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Poor thing, having such a name.


9 posted on 08/26/2019 1:53:03 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Noting the humor of your comment, but my guess is that 1 acre isn’t enough foraging for Hillary.


10 posted on 08/26/2019 1:54:07 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

So basically a jackass is named after a jackass


11 posted on 08/26/2019 1:55:55 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Great improvement from how she looked in 2016. Has she stopped her coughing fits?


12 posted on 08/26/2019 1:57:42 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Looks more like AOC than Hillary, but hey, they are both asses.


13 posted on 08/26/2019 1:59:52 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Perfect.
She could have crossed back at any time.
Those animals swim just fine.


14 posted on 08/26/2019 2:01:59 PM PDT by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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To: glasseye

Others were trapped and swam, this one wouldn’t.

I regularly see mule deer swimming out to spend a quiet night on these small islands, safe from mountain lions.

Last year a guy caught a lion on video, swimming across the lake. So nature finds a way.


15 posted on 08/26/2019 2:13:21 PM PDT by keat
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Maybe Hillary the donkey was happy there with her muslim donkey pal Huma......


16 posted on 08/26/2019 2:13:39 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

She is now free to join the campaign trail.


17 posted on 08/26/2019 2:19:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

That’s Chelsea Clinton.


18 posted on 08/26/2019 2:27:15 PM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: dangus
So she can swim to the mainland for a snack and then swim back.

I have a chicken who does not like the rest of the flock and goes out of her way to avoid them. I thought of culling her but she is an excellent layer even in winter.

I finally made her a separate space with a nesting box and she is much happier. It is going to be interesting to see what her daughters turn out like.

19 posted on 08/26/2019 2:28:21 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Human beings don't behave rationally. We rationalize our behavior.)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

not fair to the island to leave it alone

let’s send another Hillary Ass there!


20 posted on 08/26/2019 2:40:01 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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