Posted on 08/16/2019 6:23:03 PM PDT by fruser1
...The toilets will sound an alarm, spray water and open doors if they detect violent movement...
...The toilets will have weight-sensitive floors to make sure only one person is using each cubicle at a time...
...The water jets will also be used to prevent smoking and drug-taking...
...A total of £170,000 is being spent on the futuristic toilets, with £135,000 paid by the town council and £35,000 paid by Bridgend Council...
(Excerpt) Read more at news.sky.com ...
There will be endless videos on titter of kids setting these things off on purpose.
“if they detect violent movement”
violent bowel movement...
I’d sit in it and wait until some guy went into the next stall.
Then I’d start saying,
“This one might take the prize for biggest ever.”
Then I’d make a “.violent movement” and set everything off.
Water shooting everywhere. Alarms sounding. Stall door opening and closing.
I’d run out screaming,
“Run for your life! It’s angry!”
And if detects a Larry Craig toe tap, the toilet lid snaps your wang off.
Lightweight people will learn to do ‘things’ slowly and quietly and no sudden movements.
Weight sensitive floors...first fat guy that goes on for a daily constitutional and gets hosed down will sue them sideways.
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Yeah but insider the pool of women and the rise of STDs. No coincidence.
Toe-tapping music is forbidden:)
Are these things intended to stop rape, consentual sex or both? What’s the weight limit that sets off the alarm?
High tech hose job.
Will it go off if you wheel in a suitcase or put down a full shopping bag?
Yo mama so fat, she set toilets off just walking down the street.
Clean up in stall 7.
If this is on planes what happens to the Mile High members?
“This is how foolish these liberals have become—always treating the symptom with everyone else’s money, instead of the root cause.”
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Not foolish at all. They got to spend taxpayer money, and probably got some goodies from the company who manufactures the devices.
Liberals don’t want to solve problems. They want more power and money via governments.
I’m sure the software will prevent any glitches.
I’m sure the software will prevent any glitches.
I’m sure the software will prevent any glitches.
True, and you validated my post.
My only worry is the tampon removers.
Sign on reservation rest room door ...
This is a teepee for you to pee pee.
Not a wigwam to beat your tom-tom.
My grandmother had that sign in her bathroom...
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