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1 posted on 07/10/2019 2:51:35 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 07/10/2019 2:52:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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What drugs was she on?

Is she a Physics major?


3 posted on 07/10/2019 2:54:03 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Well, OBVIOUSLY these poor children are the spawn of ‘Florida Man’ and ‘Illinois Woman’! ;)


5 posted on 07/10/2019 2:54:37 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden.~Alfred Austin)
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“Officers were told Yeager drove into town to inflate the pool at a friend’s house and had her two daughters ride inside of the empty pool to hold it down on their drive home.”

Sounds quite reasonable given the rope shortage.


6 posted on 07/10/2019 2:54:58 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Carpool.


7 posted on 07/10/2019 2:55:40 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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Today’s YouTube challenge is tomorrow’s Olympic sport


11 posted on 07/10/2019 2:58:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (TDenounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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I’m seeing more and more news stories about women doing crazy things. Who would even think of putting their kids in a kiddie pool on top of their car and drive around like that? It seems that woman are getting nuttier all the time. Is it the effects of feminism or the meds that doctors put women on?


14 posted on 07/10/2019 3:00:35 PM PDT by euram
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Ya know, sometimes they just will not get out of the pool


20 posted on 07/10/2019 3:02:20 PM PDT by stanne
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Was her name AOC?
21 posted on 07/10/2019 3:02:30 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Re-elect nobody)
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"Officers were told Yeager drove into town to inflate the pool at a friend’s house and had her two daughters ride inside of the empty pool to hold it down on their drive home."

The inflated pool could be probably blown away as easily as a bounce house with kids inside.

22 posted on 07/10/2019 3:04:49 PM PDT by Amendment10
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You’d be amazed (or maybe not) at the number of people with absolutely no ability to think past the next 5 minutes. I call them the text generation. No need to learn how to plan or schedule or think past the next immediate action. After all, they just text everything and it happens. My bet is mom said “let’s go inflate the pool in town” and it never occurred to her how she would get the inflated pool back home. After all, that’s too far ahead to consider. After inflating the pool, well, can’t go buy rope, because can’t take the inflated pool and somebody might steal it, so stick the kids in it and go. Completely unable to think through deflating the pool, buying rope, and re-inflating it. Too many steps.


23 posted on 07/10/2019 3:06:37 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
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A bicycle pump would have been cheaper.


24 posted on 07/10/2019 3:06:37 PM PDT by madison10
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I feel terrible saying this ... but I wish I’d thought of that.

And also, HOW?


26 posted on 07/10/2019 3:07:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's the guitar solo! Everybody polka!!!)
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Oh, I take that back. I thought it had water in it.


27 posted on 07/10/2019 3:08:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's the guitar solo! Everybody polka!!!)
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I hate my home state. It’s full of such dumb people.


30 posted on 07/10/2019 3:18:06 PM PDT by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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A guy used to drive by here sometimes. He had a dog standing on top of the cab. Even tho there was carpet attached, it had to be dangerous for the dog.


31 posted on 07/10/2019 3:22:57 PM PDT by yarddog
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“She was also cited for failure to secure a passenger of the age of 8 and under the age of 16.”

Uhh, under what circumstance is an 8 year old over the age of 16? Ouch, shouldn’t have asked. It’s Illinois.


32 posted on 07/10/2019 3:26:09 PM PDT by Justa
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Well you know kids tend to be heavy these days. If she didn’t exceed 5 mph ...


35 posted on 07/10/2019 3:33:33 PM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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10-1 she’s an in store ice cream licker and fresh produce swimmer too.


38 posted on 07/10/2019 3:40:19 PM PDT by TADSLOS (You know why you can enjoy a day at the Zoo? Because walls work.)
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I had to google Redneck Car Pool, thinking this has been done before. But I didn't find quite that version.


39 posted on 07/10/2019 3:41:51 PM PDT by DannyTN
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