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2 posted on 07/10/2019 2:52:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

My mom was boring.


4 posted on 07/10/2019 2:54:13 PM PDT by Track9
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This is taking stupid to warp speed. I can’t believe the LEO didn’t just shoot her.


8 posted on 07/10/2019 2:55:59 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
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She is totally crazy and/or as someone said, high on drugs, or both.


12 posted on 07/10/2019 2:59:32 PM PDT by Innovative
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I’ve been around the world. Two county fairs and a goat race and I’ve never heard of anything like this!


13 posted on 07/10/2019 2:59:51 PM PDT by donozark (There are no flamingos in Venezuela.)
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Is she related to Mitt Romney?


19 posted on 07/10/2019 3:01:55 PM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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That’s a late model Audi SUV, the preferred transport of liberal suburban moonbats.


37 posted on 07/10/2019 3:39:10 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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‘Murica!


46 posted on 07/10/2019 4:23:20 PM PDT by numberonepal (WWG1WGA)
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Now I’ve heard everything!


49 posted on 07/10/2019 4:31:12 PM PDT by miserare ( Indict Hillary!)
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Hey, its missing the fence and alarm system.
Sorry, I just finished having my pool done...


61 posted on 07/10/2019 5:22:51 PM PDT by Zathras
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I thought she drove the whole car into a pool....wonder what speed would have set it airborne...


76 posted on 07/11/2019 4:22:36 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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