I'd pay good money to have seen him do that to Hillary...just imagine...Lol.
1 posted on
07/08/2019 11:41:19 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
...Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission...
Floriduh man sure lives an interesting life.
To: simpson96
Florida man strikes again. He’s everywhere.
3 posted on
07/08/2019 11:44:37 AM PDT by
Perseverando
(For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
To: simpson96
Glad no one was hurt.
Hope Florida man gets help.
4 posted on
07/08/2019 11:45:55 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
I was watching a YouTube video of “Fireworks Fails” that included a lot of pranks. Not with little kids obviously, but some were funny as hell.
7 posted on
07/08/2019 11:47:44 AM PDT by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: simpson96
“I’d pay good money to have seen him do that to Hillary”
She hould crap the bed for sure..
.how much would you pay for that? LOL!
10 posted on
07/08/2019 11:50:20 AM PDT by
READINABLUESTATE
(Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution - Judge Jeanie Pirro)
To: simpson96
Because, normally, putting firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old is a prank that “goes right” most often.
O.K.
The Hillary idea I cannot officially condone. Not officially.
12 posted on
07/08/2019 11:51:33 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: simpson96
Florida Man Alert!
14 posted on
07/08/2019 11:52:56 AM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Trump 2020 - Re-Elect the M*****F***er!)
To: simpson96
...and possession of a controlled substance after deputies found two grams of methamphetamine in his pockets. So, the author waits until the last line to mention the perp's a meth head.
15 posted on
07/08/2019 11:53:17 AM PDT by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: simpson96
[The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion.]
Until we have Stick Control, these sorts of things will continue to happen. Only United Nations Blue Helmet troops should have sticks.
16 posted on
07/08/2019 11:54:05 AM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: simpson96
Never a dull moment for Florida Man . . . and those in his immediate vicinity.
To: simpson96
18 posted on
07/08/2019 11:55:01 AM PDT by
EdnaMode
To: simpson96
That would probably cause her cold black heart to stop
To: simpson96
My dad did that to me several times over the years. I preferred that to the tear pistol.
20 posted on
07/08/2019 11:59:29 AM PDT by
bleach
(If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
To: simpson96
What an idiot. I think he just now figured out that it was not a good idea to sneak into a little girl’s bedroom and throw lit firecrackers underneath. The very notion that he seemed to be seeking ‘a thrill’ by scaring the crap out of a child makes me wonder if this wasn’t pedo related.
Her father shares in the blame for allowing a doper to live in a tent in their backyard. Maybe the tent dweller was a drug contact for the homeowner.
To: simpson96
“child cruelty without great harm” a.k.a. snowflake melting.
24 posted on
07/08/2019 12:06:35 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: simpson96
what an a hole this guy is!!!! Get yer ass back in yer tent, man.
26 posted on
07/08/2019 12:21:30 PM PDT by
ronniesgal
(so I wonder what his FR handle is????)
To: simpson96
Can’t quit laughing at that. Bet she sleeps in upholstry pantsuits.
What kind of parent lets a meth head pitch a tent in their backyard? Poor girl doesn’t stand a chance.
34 posted on
07/08/2019 1:07:53 PM PDT by
bgill
To: simpson96
BRING ME MY BROWN PANTSUIT.
To: simpson96
The owner of the house where this happened told the Sheriff's office that Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission It sounds like the bum was/is living in a tent on the homeowner's property, with the homeowner's permission? That doesn't sound too prudent to me.
40 posted on
07/08/2019 4:05:20 PM PDT by
LouAvul
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