Posted on 07/08/2019 11:41:19 AM PDT by simpson96
(CNN) — A Florida man told Sheriff's deputies that he threw firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old girl in a "prank gone wrong," according to a post on the Okaloosa Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
Matthew Morrison, 44, of Crestview, Florida, was arrested Saturday after deputies responded to a home after the explosion woke the little girl.
The owner of the house where this happened told the Sheriff's office that Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission, according to the Sheriff's Office Facebook post. The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion.
Responding officers spoke with the little girl who said the explosion scared her, making her cry and shake, according to the Facebook post.
Morrison was arrested and charged with burglary, child cruelty without great harm, and possession of a controlled substance after deputies found two grams of methamphetamine in his pockets.
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...Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission...
Florida man strikes again. He’s everywhere.
Glad no one was hurt.
Hope Florida man gets help.
He looks sad. Oh So Sad.
So, does Floriduh Man live outside the house, in a tent, with this owner’s permission???
We may be talking about TWO Floriduh Men, here, if so.
I was watching a YouTube video of “Fireworks Fails” that included a lot of pranks. Not with little kids obviously, but some were funny as hell.
I wonder who gave Florida Man permission to live outside the house in a tent.
There’s some shared responsibility right there.
Search for firecracker suicide belt.
“I’d pay good money to have seen him do that to Hillary”
She hould crap the bed for sure..
.how much would you pay for that? LOL!
Why is that ? One wonders.
Because, normally, putting firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old is a prank that “goes right” most often.
O.K.
The Hillary idea I cannot officially condone. Not officially.
Note to self: Next time middle-aged meth addict man from Florida puts up tent in my yard, just say NO.
So, the author waits until the last line to mention the perp's a meth head.
[The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion.]
Until we have Stick Control, these sorts of things will continue to happen. Only United Nations Blue Helmet troops should have sticks.
Never a dull moment for Florida Man . . . and those in his immediate vicinity.
What a maroon.
That would probably cause her cold black heart to stop
My dad did that to me several times over the years. I preferred that to the tear pistol.
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