Florida man admits to lighting firecrackers under a child's bed. He said it was a prank gone wrong

CNN ^ | 7/8/2019 | Hollie Silverman

[simpson96]

I'd pay good money to have seen him do that to Hillary...just imagine...Lol.

[cuban leaf]

...Morrison lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission...

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Floriduh man sure lives an interesting life.

[Perseverando]

Florida man strikes again. He’s everywhere.

[DannyTN]

Glad no one was hurt.

Hope Florida man gets help.

[Responsibility2nd]

He looks sad. Oh So Sad.

[Jane Long]

So, does Floriduh Man live outside the house, in a tent, with this owner’s permission???

We may be talking about TWO Floriduh Men, here, if so.

[bigbob]

I was watching a YouTube video of “Fireworks Fails” that included a lot of pranks. Not with little kids obviously, but some were funny as hell.

[Responsibility2nd]

I wonder who gave Florida Man permission to live outside the house in a tent.

There’s some shared responsibility right there.

[LukeL]

Search for firecracker suicide belt.

[READINABLUESTATE]

“I’d pay good money to have seen him do that to Hillary”

She hould crap the bed for sure..
.how much would you pay for that? LOL!

[csvset]

...Morrison lives in a tent outside the house

Why is that ? One wonders.

[SaveFerris]

Because, normally, putting firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old is a prank that “goes right” most often.

O.K.

The Hillary idea I cannot officially condone. Not officially.

[PGR88]

Note to self: Next time middle-aged meth addict man from Florida puts up tent in my yard, just say NO.

[Uncle Miltie]

Florida Man Alert!

[newfreep]

...and possession of a controlled substance after deputies found two grams of methamphetamine in his pockets.

So, the author waits until the last line to mention the perp's a meth head.

[SaveFerris]

[The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion.]

Until we have Stick Control, these sorts of things will continue to happen. Only United Nations Blue Helmet troops should have sticks.

[Blurb2350]

Never a dull moment for Florida Man . . . and those in his immediate vicinity.

[EdnaMode]

What a maroon.

[Smellin Salt]

That would probably cause her cold black heart to stop

[bleach]

My dad did that to me several times over the years. I preferred that to the tear pistol.