Posted on 06/23/2019 3:51:46 PM PDT by dynachrome
Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.
The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her. It did not reach her. There were no jurors present during Friday’s incident.
Witnesses say dozens of corrections officers responded and the trial was moved while the courtroom was sanitized.
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Witnesses say dozens of corrections officers responded and the trial was moved while the courtroom was sanitized.
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That’s different.
He was aiming for the fan.
Just expressing what he thought of the case against him; and he was right.
He should be fecing new charges
If this judge doesn’t cite him for contempt then she deserves to have every defendant do the same.
Hopefully with better aim.
If dude had been white he’d be in a WORLD OF $HIT right now. Pisses me off, the constant double standard. Cowardly judge. Racist, too.
Flip Wilson: Here come da fudge, here come da fudge.
He rose to make a motion - a throwing motion.
Good one!
Then again, certain women are moved on a very primal level by crude, and brute alpha male displays. Just like no less a luminary than Ayn Rand said: We’re always most impressed by the biggest brute with the biggest club.
Maybe his poo-flinging was effective as a display of alpha primate power? Maybe, given more time, his dong would have come into play as well? :P
/yes, sarc. (and as another pointed out in a previous thread, these pointers shouldn’t be necessary, but here we are).
I hear that Chimps at the zoo often fling feces.
Indeed!
Talk about chimp-out!
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