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Florida man throws feces at judge during trial, misses — and is acquitted
NY Post ^ | 6-21-19 | unattributed

Posted on 06/23/2019 3:51:46 PM PDT by dynachrome

Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.

The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her. It did not reach her. There were no jurors present during Friday’s incident.

Witnesses say dozens of corrections officers responded and the trial was moved while the courtroom was sanitized.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: burglary; dorleansphilidor; feces; florida; floridaman; lisawalsh
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"If he flings sh*t, you must acquit"
1 posted on 06/23/2019 3:51:46 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

He must have been a member of the protected species, which is why he can throw feces.


2 posted on 06/23/2019 3:56:30 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: dynachrome

Maybe that’s normal and acceptable behavior for Florida Man.


3 posted on 06/23/2019 3:57:24 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: dynachrome
“Miami Dade Circuit Court spokeswoman Eunice Sigler says Philidor also defecated on himself in a holding cell Thursday.

Jurors subsequently acquitted him of the burglary charge. The newspaper says he still faces another trial in a grand theft auto case.”

How did he commit either crime while in a wheel chair?

4 posted on 06/23/2019 3:57:45 PM PDT by robowombat (Orthodox)
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To: dynachrome

He learned the technique from his elders.


5 posted on 06/23/2019 3:59:15 PM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: robowombat

That was my question, too. Handicapped accessible house and vehicle?


6 posted on 06/23/2019 4:01:12 PM PDT by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all.)
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To: dynachrome
A literal turd burglar?

Someone had to say it. I'm someone...

7 posted on 06/23/2019 4:05:33 PM PDT by null and void (Stamp out philately!)
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To: dynachrome

“I was just throwing it out there to see what sticks, your honor.”


8 posted on 06/23/2019 4:07:53 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie (Ca)
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To: dynachrome

The news from Florida just keeps getting better.


9 posted on 06/23/2019 4:12:37 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: dynachrome

Crappy aim.


10 posted on 06/23/2019 4:13:23 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: dynachrome

can he be convicted for having bad aim?


11 posted on 06/23/2019 4:16:38 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: dynachrome

Needs more range time.


12 posted on 06/23/2019 4:19:12 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: dynachrome

The U.S. should contract with the African nation of Liberia to host a modern prison mega-complex for our domestic ‘unrulies’, and pass a nation-wide three strikes law aimed at habitual violent offenders.


13 posted on 06/23/2019 4:29:34 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: dynachrome

sounds like assault
when will the perp be charged?


14 posted on 06/23/2019 4:43:42 PM PDT by ptsal
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To: dynachrome

Guessing it’s a liberal judge.

Criminals should be kissing the ground that I’m not a judge.


15 posted on 06/23/2019 4:50:09 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

“He must have been a member of the protected species, which is why he can throw feces.”

Yup! A bona fide “Holder’s Person!”


16 posted on 06/23/2019 4:50:27 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: dynachrome

Probably a Somali heart surgeon from Minnesota pissed off because he was out of work, handicapped, and has received no state welfare aid that will assist in committing culturally approved rapes...


17 posted on 06/23/2019 4:51:25 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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Mr. Philidor (l) and Judge Walsh (r). The former apparently told the latter, “It’s protein; it’s good for you.”

 

18 posted on 06/23/2019 4:52:43 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: dynachrome

‘They’ say that is the LAST warm & fuzzy feeling you experience.


19 posted on 06/23/2019 4:52:55 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is cast as the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: dynachrome

Now that’s what I call contempt of court.


20 posted on 06/23/2019 4:53:50 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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