Posted on 06/23/2019 3:51:46 PM PDT by dynachrome
Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.
The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her. It did not reach her. There were no jurors present during Friday’s incident.
Witnesses say dozens of corrections officers responded and the trial was moved while the courtroom was sanitized.
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He must have been a member of the protected species, which is why he can throw feces.
Maybe that’s normal and acceptable behavior for Florida Man.
Jurors subsequently acquitted him of the burglary charge. The newspaper says he still faces another trial in a grand theft auto case.”
How did he commit either crime while in a wheel chair?
He learned the technique from his elders.
That was my question, too. Handicapped accessible house and vehicle?
Someone had to say it. I'm someone...
“I was just throwing it out there to see what sticks, your honor.”
The news from Florida just keeps getting better.
Crappy aim.
can he be convicted for having bad aim?
Needs more range time.
The U.S. should contract with the African nation of Liberia to host a modern prison mega-complex for our domestic ‘unrulies’, and pass a nation-wide three strikes law aimed at habitual violent offenders.
sounds like assault
when will the perp be charged?
Guessing it’s a liberal judge.
Criminals should be kissing the ground that I’m not a judge.
“He must have been a member of the protected species, which is why he can throw feces.”
Yup! A bona fide “Holder’s Person!”
Probably a Somali heart surgeon from Minnesota pissed off because he was out of work, handicapped, and has received no state welfare aid that will assist in committing culturally approved rapes...
‘They’ say that is the LAST warm & fuzzy feeling you experience.
Now that’s what I call contempt of court.
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