Woman says she found dead bird in can of Del Monte spinach

Cox Media via WPXI ^ | June 21, 2019 | Jared Leone

[rightwingintelligentsia]

CHAMBERSBURG, Pa. - A Pennsylvania woman says she realized there was a bird in her can of spinach when she noticed a yellow beak in a lump of greens.

"I immediately felt like I was going to vomit," Cherie Lyons, of Chambersburg, told the York Daily Record. "I was sick for the next whole day."

Lyons said she found the bird June 14 after pouring the spinach into a bowl.

Lyons told the Daily Record she felt mistreated after calling Del Monte. She was offered a $10 check and a request for the bird to be sent back.

[Red Badger]

WHAT KIND OF BIRD?.........BESIDES ‘DEAD’..............

[ETL]

[Pocketdoor]

Popeye eats it from the can.

[deport]

Pour into a bowl and place in microwave to heat. Don’t
have to heat on burner in today’s environment.

[FamiliarFace]

Keep reading. It’s been mentioned already.

[bgill]

She claimed she was “sick for the next whole day.”

Hooey.

[Kickass Conservative]

Note to self, never grow Spinach near a Wind Farm.

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Don’t mention the war...

[dfwgator]

[Boogieman]

Yeah canned peas are garbage.

[redshawk]

Dang, you really do bring smiles.
God Bless and keep it up.

[mabarker1]

I was going to say that the Sparrow contained the allocation of Bug Parts so what’s the problem ?

I mean She got the Spinach and the Bug Parts with a BONUS of Pressure Cooked Sparrow.

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[treetopsandroofs]

I felt the same way my entire life, but discovered as an adult that I liked raw spinach with stems mostly removed in my salad.

My late parents could have saved themselves much grief before later discovering my younger brother’s caches of uneaten green slime in various house crannies.

[Larry Lucido]

I found a bird inside...oh, wait. Never mind.

[redshawk]

Did you ever work for. Johnny Carson?
It’s really tough to keep up with you.

[Larry Lucido]

:-)

[Retrofitted]

No fair! You get cool stuff. I just get twigs. lol

[ETL]

The Best Sauteed Spinach Recipe – fresh spinach sauteed with garlic and onions in olive oil and butter.

This easiest and fastest spinach side-dish is healthy and low-carb diet friendly.

In a large skillet, heat up olive oil.

Add onion and saute for 4 minutes.

Add garlic and butter and saute until the onion is starting to brown.

Add soy sauce and stir well.

Add spinach, dead bird, and gently toss to mix with sauteed onion.

Cook until spinach is wilted.

Season with salt and pepper.

Serve immediately.

[treetopsandroofs]

In “Never Kick a Woman”, Olive Oyl eats the spinach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN4l1kInmRs