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Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women
New York Post ^
| June 17, 2019
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 06/18/2019 8:20:42 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode
You know, he’s fighting a battle, but he’s really pushing the limits on the John Lennon lyric “whatever gets you through the night, it’s alright...it’s alright”.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:37:26 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Clutch Martin
Wonder how manyof these “Florida man” are from another state and only moved there
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:38:42 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: EdnaMode
If you have ever wondered why your pool toys are always deflated when you finally get to take a dip in the pool... Now you know.
About that slime in the foam pool noodles...
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:39:23 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: EdnaMode
doesn’t sound like much fun but at least he’s not hurting anybody
someone maybe send him a couple pool toys so he doesn’t have to clog up our justice system by stealing them?
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:40:05 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: adorno
yes toy abuse is the worse
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:40:31 AM PDT
by
aces
(and)
To: EdnaMode
Here Florida Man.
This is for you.
Enjoy.
To: Gay State Conservative
here ya go
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:43:38 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: Gay State Conservative
She doesn’t have a US number, the only number she has is a 4 inside an odd looking triangle made of arrows, all over the letters LDPE.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:43:50 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: headstamp 2
The saddest part of that post is that the headline might have sounded slightly more ‘normal’ if it had read that way...
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:44:14 AM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(An upraised middle finger is my virtue signal.)
To: EdnaMode
He looks like the actor who plays Javi Pena on Narcos... onlhy on a really bad day!
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:44:54 AM PDT
by
Mathews
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
To: EdnaMode
Rubber duckies, always use the buddy system.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:45:26 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Professional
“Why didn’t he just buy them at some dollar store? Good grief you can’t fix that kind of stupid...”
Geeeezzz..That’s like picking up a prostitute, cold...unfeeling.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:46:04 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: EdnaMode
Florida Man’s looking down in the dumps...
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:46:56 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: piasa
So her name is Low-Density “Polly” Ethylene.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:48:15 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: EdnaMode
Well, if you’re into pool toys, I guess there are worse places to be than Florida.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:48:17 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
To: EdnaMode
CooCoo! Typical LIB voter...
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:49:24 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: LIConFem
I was wondering where my banana float went...
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:49:37 AM PDT
by
VastRWCon
(Fake News)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:49:38 AM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: aces
yes toy abuse is the worse
There's an issue for the democrats to turn into a crisis, and perhaps use it in the next election cycle to win races with.
(Would be as important and as real a crisis as global warming/climate change).
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:51:14 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: EdnaMode
It’s all part of the LBGTPT movement.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:53:58 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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