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Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women
New York Post ^ | June 17, 2019 | Ben Feuerherd

Posted on 06/18/2019 8:20:42 AM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: EdnaMode

Well who hasn’t?


41 posted on 06/18/2019 9:08:56 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: EdnaMode

Florida Man has been busy recently


42 posted on 06/18/2019 9:19:59 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: EdnaMode

Looks like he has his eyes on the seat cushions in the booking room...


43 posted on 06/18/2019 9:25:02 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: BenLurkin
"Wonder how many of these “Florida man” are from another state and only moved there

Back when our ma was young she moved to Florida and said just about everyone there was from 'someplace else'

The only one she met that was a Florida born residence was their neighbor... who helped mom get into her home when she forgot her keys. Did it faster than she could with her keys, she said.

So yeah, "Florida Man" was a thing back then, too.(In the early Fifties)
44 posted on 06/18/2019 9:28:15 AM PDT by RedMonqey (Welcome to Thunderdome... America 2019)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Aren’t there rules for ugly perp mugs on FR?


45 posted on 06/18/2019 9:33:11 AM PDT by gr8eman (Ex-Flyer fan!)
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To: EdnaMode

46 posted on 06/18/2019 9:33:21 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Professional

Good grief you can’t fix that kind of stupid...

************

True, but he may look a little better once he gets
locked up and gets a weekly shower.


47 posted on 06/18/2019 9:35:39 AM PDT by deport
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To: EdnaMode

Florida man...always getting in trouble.


48 posted on 06/18/2019 9:37:42 AM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
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To: EdnaMode

He looks perfectly normal, I’m shocked that he did this- s/

For his prison sentence, they should line up a bunch of pool toys outside his cell- never let him out

What we need is ‘sensible pool toy’ laws-

Can you imagine being his optometrist and having to look into those deeply crazy eyes? The doc would soil himself prolly

Florida is getting to the point that this dude would be considered one of them ore sane people there-


49 posted on 06/18/2019 9:38:00 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: gr8eman

There are some rules I’m aware of, but certainly I’m not aware of all of them.

Do you think I should pair this guy’s picture with some Catherine Zeta-Jones from back in the day eyewash?


50 posted on 06/18/2019 9:42:32 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: SERKIT

Oh my!


51 posted on 06/18/2019 9:45:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: EdnaMode

Queue the Airplane! cockpit autopilot deployment scene...


52 posted on 06/18/2019 10:57:21 AM PDT by grobdriver (BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
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To: DesertRhino

So...stealing brings the feeling!


53 posted on 06/18/2019 11:20:23 AM PDT by Professional
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To: EdnaMode

I would hate to encourage that sort of behavior but given the alternative he lists, I guess he is making the right choice.


54 posted on 06/18/2019 11:35:16 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

lol ........... you might not like her .... you have to pump her up and feed her ego all the time.


55 posted on 06/18/2019 2:15:17 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: adorno

#PoolToysToo


56 posted on 06/18/2019 4:51:03 PM PDT by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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To: EdnaMode

Meth is a hell of a drug!!


57 posted on 06/18/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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