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Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women
New York Post ^
| June 17, 2019
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 06/18/2019 8:20:42 AM PDT by EdnaMode
A Florida burglary suspect told police that hes stolen a number of inflatable pool toys so he could have sex with them instead of raping women, a report said.
The suspect, 35-year-old Christopher William Monnin, allegedly broke into a number of homes in the city of Palm Bay in Brevard County that have private pools and stole the inflatables, the Miami Herald reported, citing a police report from the sheriffs office.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brevardcounty; florida; floridaman; garbage; palmbay
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To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/18/2019 9:08:56 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: EdnaMode
Florida Man has been busy recently
42
posted on
06/18/2019 9:19:59 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: EdnaMode
Looks like he has his eyes on the seat cushions in the booking room...
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posted on
06/18/2019 9:25:02 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: BenLurkin
"Wonder how many of these Florida man are from another state and only moved there
Back when our ma was young she moved to Florida and said just about everyone there was from 'someplace else'
The only one she met that was a Florida born residence was their neighbor... who helped mom get into her home when she forgot her keys. Did it faster than she could with her keys, she said.
So yeah, "Florida Man" was a thing back then, too.(In the early Fifties)
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posted on
06/18/2019 9:28:15 AM PDT
by
RedMonqey
(Welcome to Thunderdome... America 2019)
To: Pearls Before Swine
Aren’t there rules for ugly perp mugs on FR?
45
posted on
06/18/2019 9:33:11 AM PDT
by
gr8eman
(Ex-Flyer fan!)
To: EdnaMode
46
posted on
06/18/2019 9:33:21 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Professional
Good grief you cant fix that kind of stupid...
************
True, but he may look a little better once he gets
locked up and gets a weekly shower.
47
posted on
06/18/2019 9:35:39 AM PDT
by
deport
To: EdnaMode
Florida man...always getting in trouble.
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posted on
06/18/2019 9:37:42 AM PDT
by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
To: EdnaMode
He looks perfectly normal, I’m shocked that he did this- s/
For his prison sentence, they should line up a bunch of pool toys outside his cell- never let him out
What we need is ‘sensible pool toy’ laws-
Can you imagine being his optometrist and having to look into those deeply crazy eyes? The doc would soil himself prolly
Florida is getting to the point that this dude would be considered one of them ore sane people there-
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posted on
06/18/2019 9:38:00 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: gr8eman
There are some rules I’m aware of, but certainly I’m not aware of all of them.
Do you think I should pair this guy’s picture with some Catherine Zeta-Jones from back in the day eyewash?
To: SERKIT
51
posted on
06/18/2019 9:45:54 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: EdnaMode
Queue the Airplane! cockpit autopilot deployment scene...
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posted on
06/18/2019 10:57:21 AM PDT
by
grobdriver
(BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
To: DesertRhino
So...stealing brings the feeling!
To: EdnaMode
I would hate to encourage that sort of behavior but given the alternative he lists, I guess he is making the right choice.
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posted on
06/18/2019 11:35:16 AM PDT
by
CommerceComet
(Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
To: Gay State Conservative
lol ........... you might not like her .... you have to pump her up and feed her ego all the time.
To: adorno
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posted on
06/18/2019 4:51:03 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: EdnaMode
Meth is a hell of a drug!!
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posted on
06/18/2019 5:51:38 PM PDT
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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