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Florida man says he had sex with stolen pool toys instead of raping women
New York Post ^
| June 17, 2019
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 06/18/2019 8:20:42 AM PDT by EdnaMode
A Florida burglary suspect told police that he’s stolen a number of inflatable pool toys so he could have sex with them instead of raping women, a report said.
The suspect, 35-year-old Christopher William Monnin, allegedly broke into a number of homes in the city of Palm Bay in Brevard County that have private pools and stole the inflatables, the Miami Herald reported, citing a police report from the sheriff’s office.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brevardcounty; florida; floridaman; garbage; palmbay
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:20:42 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
Please, more info than I need.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:23:01 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(Investigate! Investigate! There are charges yet to fabricate!)
To: EdnaMode
Now there is a Democrat with a conscious
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:23:18 AM PDT
by
shadeaud
(Live in the path of God and leave justice to Him)
To: EdnaMode
Why didn’t he just buy them at some dollar store? Good grief you can’t fix that kind of stupid...
To: EdnaMode
I wonder what his FaceBook and Twitter pages look like. How does he promote himself on Tumbler?
To: EdnaMode
Unintended consequences page to Alyssa Milano.
It’s working!
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:24:50 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Facts are racist.)
To: EdnaMode
Can’t he at least buy his own pool toys to diddle with, or is stealing them a big part of the thrill?
To: EdnaMode
"A Florida burglary suspect told police that he’s stolen a number of inflatable pool toys so he could have sex with them instead of raping women."
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Must have been some pretty fine pool toys.
..... not this one.
;-)
To: EdnaMode
Those inflatable pool toys have been left traumatized and rendered useless for life.
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:25:58 AM PDT
by
adorno
To: EdnaMode
I thought it said “pool boys” for a minute.
Need more coffee.
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:28:22 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: EdnaMode
Looks related to Charlie Manson
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:32:23 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Zathras
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:33:12 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:33:26 AM PDT
by
Drew68
Florida man...
This is getting spooky
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:33:35 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: EdnaMode
Whoever looks on a pool toy to lust after it has committed adultery with it already in his heart?
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:34:30 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: EdnaMode
Probably just as well...he's surely a petri dish of the most exotic flora and fauna known to science.
To: lee martell
With rapists, the violence is the thrill rather than the sex...this guy must be more delicately wired than others and can get a thrill just from the risk of being discovered molesting a plastic rainbow unicorn by an angry homeowner
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posted on
06/18/2019 8:36:12 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: a little elbow grease
Is she a friend of yours? Do you have her number?
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