Posted on 06/11/2019 12:23:50 PM PDT by Gamecock
Why did he marry this sweat hog?
I’m sure there are many back stories about these two, what with the step relationship of their past. This sounds a bit like a soap opera at first.
Florida Man Alert!
(Marries his step-daughter? Why is this not West Virginia?)
The story posted yesterday said he married the mother so she would be covered by his health insurance.
don’t fret neighbor, half of florida came from WV
I agree. Likely a sad story of a broken dysfunctional relationship.
She’s probably very adept at sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
You don’t stop being a stepdaughter. Marrying doesn’t change that.
Wow! Sun yi is not aging well. He’ll be trading in for a younger stepdaughter soon.
I lived for forty years in the suburbs of Orlando, where WFTV is the local ABC station. Back then I thought California was the strangest place in the USA. It wasn’t until after I moved to Kentucky that I realized how unreal life in Florida can be.
That's West By Gawd Virginia to you
Michael Redlick, who was 65, was a faculty member at the University of Central Florida!
Sounds like a California left Wing professor!
Soon-Yi Previn (/ˈprɛvɪn/; born c. 8 October 1970) is the adopted daughter of actress Mia Farrow and musician André Previn, and the wife of filmmaker Woody Allen. Previn is notable for her relationship with Allen, who was Mia Farrow's romantic partner before becoming involved with Previn. Previn's relationship with Allen became national news in 1992.
It sounds like he “married” the mother as a ruse so she (the mom) could get health insurance — she was dying of cancer.
Insurance fraud, yes.
Still an OK guy, yes.
Just like you never all somebody an “Ex-Marine.” Ever.
What He Says!
It is a simple explanation if you just ‘listen’.
From Ray Steven 1987
(I thought Homer & Jethroe did it in the 50s)
ALL appropriate ‘credits’ are at the bottom..
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
I’m My Own Granpa
Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother ‘cause she was my father’s wife
And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so he became my uncle though it mad me very sad
For if he were my uncle that would also made him brother
Of the widows grown-up daughter who was of course my stepmother
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife she’s my grandmother two
Now if my wife is my grandmother then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild
‘Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw
Oh I’m my own grandpaw
I’m my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know but it really is so
I’m my own grandpaw
(Listen to this now)
I’m my own grandpaw
I’m my own grandpaw
I’m my own grandpaw
Songwriters: JAFFE MOE / LATHAM DWIGHT B
I’m My Own Grandpa lyrics © Colgems-emi Music Inc., COLGEMS EMI MUSIC INC, COLGEMS-EMI MUSIC INC, GENERAL MUSIC PUBLISHING CO., INC.
Artist: Ray Stevens
Album: Crackin’ Up!
Lonzo and Oscar first recorded it in 1947.
The lyrics are based on a humor piece by Mark Twain.
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