[Red Badger]

I hate it when an aircraft I'm on loses a door................

[richardtavor]

Reminds one of the series “Dead like me”. I wonder if there was a ‘toilet seat girl’ in this case.

[Dr. Sivana]

Some lawyer will not have to work to hard for THAT check.

[4yearlurker]

Someone is really lacking on their PM.

[Red Badger]

Anybody recognize this?.................

[frank ballenger]

Someone is now saying “Ok, THAT’S why the sign says do not touch while in flight.”

[ClearCase_guy]

Duct tape is your friend.

[vette6387]

“The incident took place near Nellis Air Force Base, which is just northeast of Las Vegas. It is unclear what type of plane the debris fell off, but it did not appear to come from a civilian aircraft.”

This is the part that gives me a big laugh! It took place next to Nellis AFB (which isn’t anywhere near McCarran International) and the reporter “deduces” that it did not appear to come from a civilian aircraft! I mean can you imagine the mental acuity it takes to make that statement?

[GreenHornet]

This would make a good “Flex Tape” commercial.

[COBOL2Java]

My wife and I were driving south on 93 near Coyote Springs when an Air Force jet buzzed us.

Granted, we were the only ones on that stretch of road. We learned later from my North Las Vegas Sister-in-Law that the pilots like to do that.

I remember it distinctly. I was driving, and my wife suddenly yelled “OH MY GOD!” when our car was shaken by the jet flying over us from right to left. He dive-bombed and came at our car from the passenger side. I remember looking out my window to see him streaking back up into the sky.

[blueunicorn6]

I hope nobody got hit by the doormat.

[budj]

I’m voting for a UFO hatch door.

[Starboard]

A long time ago I was on a plane that had trouble securing a door. They finally tied it down with rope. And off we went.

[Pravious]

Given the way our government is going, they’ll arrest whoever picks it up for theft of Government property.

[Puppage]

My father went the same way.

[Fido969]

Don’t let the door hit you in the butt...

[ASOC]

LOL

Off of the North end of the runways is a dry lake bed.

It is littered with all kinds of ‘aircraft’ parts.

[Telepathic Intruder]

The fine print on most car insurance policies says “warning: comprehensive does not cover damage from falling airplane doors”.

[kanawa]

Violation of the Hatch Act

[jagusafr]

“Uh...Chief? Is there a draft back there?”