[dp0622]

There’s gotta be an image to go with this scenario but I’ll be damned if I know what it is :)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Oxygen and sparks don’t mix. I thought this was learned in 1967 in Apollo 1.

Don’t they teach this common knowledge to surgeons, anesthesiologists, and nurses?

[Flick Lives]

Doctor to patient after the surgery, “You like barbecues, Bob?”

[newfreep]

Heartburn? No big deal. Just pop a couple of these...

[dfwgator]

[FrdmLvr]

That’s what I call burnin love!

[\/\/ayne]

Vietnam Veteran Dave Roever was severely burned by a phosphorous grenade and tells the story that doctors were shocked when they opened him up as a smoldering piece burst into flame!

[jmacusa]

I’ve never heard of such a thing in life.

[BipolarBob]

My doctor wouldn’t let me smoke when I had open heart surgery.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Side effects include dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, blurred vision, low sperm count, and spontaneous human combustion.

[doorgunner69]

[Responsibility2nd]

Talk about your heart burn!

I know a few people who might catch on fire this way.

From all the fat greasy food they eat. They say the heart is a muscle. And muscles do get fat.

[Deplorable American1776]

He had very bad heartburn...😋

[Bonemaker]

Oh thanks a rot...I have an ascending aortic aneurysm that’s like walking around with a grenade in your chest. Mine has been stable and not growing since discovered in 2008. If ruptures or tears it’s almost always finis. Drs. Monitoring for growth over the years and any further enlargement would mean ye olde chest cracker surgery. Don’t get one of these.

[Sirius Lee]

At least they didn't insert a baked potato instead of a heart, like they did to poor Kenny.

[Manic_Episode]