Who do I call?

5/31/2019 | antidemoncrat

[antidemoncrat]

While mowing grass the other day I spotted a red plastic straw someone had dropped at the edge of our property. I wasn't sure if I should report the incident to the Environmental Protection Agency or the Department of Defense.

[antidemoncrat]

At the end of the day I decided to call Nadler the Tattler and tell him I found evidence of one of Pres. Trump's High Crimes or misdemeanors.

[MrEdd]

Ghost Busters

[ZinGirl]

Someone should do something. Definitely. Are you able to set yourself on fire near the White House?

[real saxophonist]

Sounds like a straw man argument to me.

[dead]

Don’t try to remove it yourself. Call a professional.

[Bitman]

Call 911 and let the locals escalate it. No sense in getting too involved in what could turn out to be an international criminal enterprise.

[shelterguy]

Don’t touch it ( fingerprints, DNA). Well after dark, go out in some sort of disguise and kick it onto the neighbors yard. Then in the morning pretend you just noticed it and call the fuzz anonymously.

[rktman]

How is the camel’s back?

[Raycpa]

Evacuate the neighborhood and wait for further updates.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Nuke it from orbit. That’s the only way.

[Kirkwood]

I would sell it on the black market. What do illegal straws go for these days?

[Spruce]

You need a Wiccan. Only a witch can heal the wounds to Gaia caused by the evil symbol of patriarchy and western excess. Don’t touch it!

[keving]

Don’t be this person: ‪https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/02/us/customer-attacks-mcdonalds-employee/index.html‬

[bigbob]

Call AOC. As a former bartender she’s very familiar with straws and as a congresswoman she sucks.

[Libloather]

You really should gather the evidence. First thing, get a plastic bag...

[Larry Lucido]

Might be Hunter Biden’s. Joe will be along shortly to “thank” you.

[proust]

“Whom”

[Exit148]

OMG!

[Liz]

Call ICE----its those illegal smugglers, again.

[rbmillerjr]

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......GhostBustas