Posted on 05/21/2019 12:21:27 PM PDT by mowowie
So here i am putting together a Char-Broil portable gas grill that came with three seperate instruction manuals..
Take it back and buy a Traeger
Good laugh. Back when comedians were actually funny.
“We would like to go zu zee ‘otelle”
It was from Canadian breakfast cereal boxes that I learned my ‘kitchen’ French. I didn’t learn curse words first, unlike Spanish.
Cheap crap necessitates repeat purchases. I ran my Traeger 3 times a week for 3 years and when it had a sensor problem I sold it for 50 bucks and bought the new model.
Quebec
I asked a female Quebecois employee what the song title
“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir” meant.
She told me, blushingly.
At least she didn’t slap you.
Accroches-toi a ton reve
Accroches-toi a ton reve
Quand tu vois ton bateau partir
Quand tu sents — ton cœur se briser
Accroches-toi a ton reve
1. I was her boss.
2. She was the one who spoke the words.
3. She drove a hot Camaro. [where’d That come from...?]
English. 1.121 billion total speakers.
Chinese. 1.107 billion total speakers.
Hindi. 534.2 million total speakers.
Spanish. 512.9 million total speakers.
French. 284.9 million total speakers.
my son is fluent in 3 French English and Spanish - some chinese, no hindi
Omelette de formage, they brought me a shoe with cheese on it.
“High, their. I’m hear two get my hare cut.”
“Que?”
“It’s english. Due yew speak it?”
“Yes. Do you spell it?”
“What?”
There was English/French in manuals BEFORE Spanish was added due to Canada.
No need to for a manual. I do not read Spanish anyways.
Propane Gas Grill Explosion
https://youtu.be/YJUCs7VflJg?t=36
I Killed My Grill! Gas Grill Explosion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5dXUif19Fg
This started after NAFTA.
Never been to south Louisiana, have you? And just remember, The French version of the Louisiana Civil Code trumps the English version.
Quebec.
Just in case nobody got here first with that.
Now to read the other comments...
I once had a Meco Americana last 20 years.
Keep it out of the rain, and dump the cool ashes, and any grill will last a long time.
This is not to disparage Webers. They're excellent. I'm just saying a skilled cook can produce good food on any grill.
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