Posted on 05/14/2019 7:50:36 AM PDT by EdnaMode
This method of training to become a better basketball player is a slam dunk – for landing in jail.
Jordon Anderson, a 29-year-old Florida resident, was arrested Sunday after police allegedly found him shooting hoops in the nude at an Orlando-area park.
“Jordan stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level,” reads a Longwood Police Department arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
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In Longwood ... Did he live up to it? No, I DON’T want to know. And this thread is just fine without pictures.
‘Florida man...’ has now become Pavlovian for me. I know it’ll be hideous but I can’t look away.
Longwood only has one park that I know of and it’s in the middle of a residential area. I moved away from that area 10 years ago.
Crazy from the heat is a real thing. Of course Florida attracts crazy from all across the country and from other countries too.
I would’ve said if he wanted to try his theory, he should’ve try it first in a naturist resort, not in a public park. Florida has the most AANR (American Association of Nude Recreation) resorts in the USA, with Pasco County more than most states (7 naturist resorts in Pasco).
True - but this guy’s a clod to be washed away by the sea...
Lot’s of stories here ...
I remember many years ago when police broke into a Florida retirement home and arrested men playing penny ante poker...(don’t remember all the story but I think there was two bucks on the table - - someone’s wife had complained) ...Happened around the same time a few people were arrested for not paying fines on their overdue library books...
It’s not just our criminals and citizens who are nuts... it’s almost across the board.
Well, presuming many New Yorkers have either split, or are in the process of splitting, and that most of them have ended up living in Florida, it is fairly obvious that “Florida Man” readily translates into “He who has left New York behind, and now brings his way of life with him”.
It’s kind of a native american sounding translation kind of thing, you know.
His skills did improve. He’s bouncing three balls now..
“Florida man” and “naked” in the same sentence?
SHOCKING
“I might not have your six, but I definitely have your two.”
This is what you get when LIB idiots closed most ,mental hospitals...cray-cray everywhere. I guess that makes LIBs feel at home.
Coach told him to keep one eye on the ball, and the other eye on the opposition.
Florida is moving up fast on California for the home of the craziest people crown.
So if someone with gonorrhea does this they can double dribble.
Couch says his foul balls are a problem.
Myrtle Beach is slowly catching up
Mitch Cumstein
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