Posted on 05/14/2019 7:50:36 AM PDT by EdnaMode
This method of training to become a better basketball player is a slam dunk – for landing in jail.
Jordon Anderson, a 29-year-old Florida resident, was arrested Sunday after police allegedly found him shooting hoops in the nude at an Orlando-area park.
“Jordan stated he was working on his basketball skills and he feels playing naked enhances his skill level,” reads a Longwood Police Department arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
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Well, he’s right; it will enhance his skill level..............on a gay basketball team..................
I’ll bet he dribbles before he shoots.
“Basketball Jones.....I got a Basketball Jones.......”
Never California Man?
New York Man?
Texas Man?
What’s up?
Kramer: “There’s nothing holding me in place. I’m flipping, I’m flopping”.
“Jordon Anderson, a 29-year-old Florida resident”. New meaning to ‘Air Jordan’
So he only plays for the skins team?
I live here - the reason is: people in Florida are nuts...
The story goes that the Homeric athletes in The Iliad and the first ancient Olympians in 776 BCE originally wore loincloths to compete in. It was only later that a runner named Orsippus (or Orhippus) from the city of Megara decided to go naked, probably at the fifteenth Olympiad of 720 BCE in order to win the one-stade race (NB: a stade was the length of a stadium, which was often around 185 meters).
The 5th c. BCE historian Thucydides suggests that this shift to nude athletic competition perhaps happened a bit later, closer to his own time. To him, athletic nudity was a show of civility in the face of the barbarism displayed by the Persian enemies to the East of Greece.
Ancient Persians traditionally thought it against decorum to appear in the buff, and thus Greek nudity was an affront to their social mores. It was a symbol of Greekness at that time first associated with Spartans and then with many other Greek city states. It was said that even Spartan women worked out in the nude.
Were drugs involved?
Anthony Weiner has renewed interest in basketball...
“Florida Man” be ballin’.
State law dictates how much crime detail cops can release:
Florida is the one US state where those laws are really loose.
That’s why it always seems that kooky criminals are in FLORIDA.
Midnight Naked Basketball?
Wasn’t that a Bill Clinton program?
Sounds like a bath salt high situation.
Might be a way to improve WBA attendance.
No man is an island, no man is an island, he’s a peninsula....
In the case of Florida, it’s a peninsula shaped like a Pee Pee.
Looks like we’re pissing on Cuba.
Hey, coach says you gotts wear a jock.
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