Florida man tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’ (tr)

Fox News ^ | May 14, 2019 | Greg Norman

[NonValueAdded]

In Longwood ... Did he live up to it? No, I DON’T want to know. And this thread is just fine without pictures.

[BlueLancer]

Let me tell you a story. I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead. He went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester, he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night-putting... just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean.

[ClearBlueSky]

I can see how clothes would distract him-so would talking, drooling and air.
Hey, being UPRIGHT would enhance his skills. Talk about Cro-Magnon! Yikes! I wouldn't want to see the pair that bred that!

[pa_dweller]

‘Florida man...’ has now become Pavlovian for me. I know it’ll be hideous but I can’t look away.

[Pollard]

Longwood only has one park that I know of and it’s in the middle of a residential area. I moved away from that area 10 years ago.

Crazy from the heat is a real thing. Of course Florida attracts crazy from all across the country and from other countries too.

[Deplorable American1776]

I would’ve said if he wanted to try his theory, he should’ve try it first in a naturist resort, not in a public park. Florida has the most AANR (American Association of Nude Recreation) resorts in the USA, with Pasco County more than most states (7 naturist resorts in Pasco).

[GOPJ]

True - but this guy’s a clod to be washed away by the sea...

Lot’s of stories here ...

I remember many years ago when police broke into a Florida retirement home and arrested men playing penny ante poker...(don’t remember all the story but I think there was two bucks on the table - - someone’s wife had complained) ...Happened around the same time a few people were arrested for not paying fines on their overdue library books...

It’s not just our criminals and citizens who are nuts... it’s almost across the board.

[Home-of-the-lazy-dog]

Well, presuming many New Yorkers have either split, or are in the process of splitting, and that most of them have ended up living in Florida, it is fairly obvious that “Florida Man” readily translates into “He who has left New York behind, and now brings his way of life with him”.

It’s kind of a native american sounding translation kind of thing, you know.

[IamConservative]

His skills did improve. He’s bouncing three balls now..

[ReaganGeneration2]

“Florida man” and “naked” in the same sentence?

SHOCKING

[10mm]

“I might not have your six, but I definitely have your two.”

[hal ogen]

This is what you get when LIB idiots closed most ,mental hospitals...cray-cray everywhere. I guess that makes LIBs feel at home.

[Boogieman]

Coach told him to keep one eye on the ball, and the other eye on the opposition.

[jmaroneps37]

Florida is moving up fast on California for the home of the craziest people crown.

[fruser1]

So if someone with gonorrhea does this they can double dribble.

[Farmer Dean]

Couch says his foul balls are a problem.

[Hyman Roth]

I live here - the reason is: people in Florida are nuts...

Myrtle Beach is slowly catching up

[Hyman Roth]

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