Posted on 05/14/2019 7:11:11 AM PDT by Gamecock
Edited on 05/14/2019 9:46:00 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
A Florida man drunkenly posed as an FBI agent and accused a family of harboring illegal aliens, then dumped live catfish on their driveway and fled, according to local authorities.
Kristian Dudley, a 42-year-old homeless man in Naples, Florida, was arrested after the incident on Friday and faces charges of impersonating a law enforcement officer and open container, Collier County jail records said. He
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He was conducting a FISHA investigation.
She got suspicious when, despite his FBI claim, he failed to BURN DOWN HER HOUSE.
” charges of impersonating a law enforcement officer and open container”
That about sums it all up right there, a great combo of charges.
Looks a lot like Comey to me??
Just another reason why we should “submerge” Florida and drown all the rats living there!
Nobody ever drops catfish off for me.
Why is it never “Texas Man”?
“Why is it never “Texas Man”?”
All since 2000, when Floridians were alleged to have been “confused” by ballots, so that “Al Gore probably won Florida” became the narrative until many people forgot, stopped caring, and finally accepted their lord god the Fraud as their savior, and then began hating America and President Trump.
Where was he carrying the catfish?
That’s stupid!
Everybody knows FBI Agents dump only DEAD catfish on peoples’ driveways!................
If Texas had had a “close” election first where the “wrong” candidate won, it would have all been “Texas Man...”
“Police collected and confiscated all five catfish as evidence and as a safety precaution.” (Sarc).
The homeless guide to the galaxy?
Recovering from minor quard by pass surgery...this made my day.
catfish is yummy.
Local police responded and shot the homeowners dog, and put the catfish in the evidence room.
Japan has a program on people like this. One of my favorite episodes was about a guy who had an understanding with a provincial city cabbie whom he would call about every October for a ride up to a little mountain town with a pleasant little lock-up which would otherwise have been vacant most of the winter.
He couldn't pay the fare (of course) and the cabbie would turn him in for theft of services. The judge would give him the choice of a fine or five months in the local lock-up. Of course, he chose the five months.
They would let him out daily to sweep, shovel snow and other such odd jobs to make himself useful and lock him up at night.
March would roll around and one of the local townsfolk would offer him a lift into the city where he could hang out in local parks and libraries during the day and sleep in the subways at night. He even had a bank account where he could deposit his money from odd jobs and withdraw what he needed for vittles and a visit to the local public bath.
When the weather started getting chilly in October, he'd call his cabbie friend to repeat the process.
Everybody from the judge on down knew what he was doing, but would help him "play the system" because he was polite about it and made himself useful.
So what happened to the poor catfish?
It’s always in Florida.
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