Posted on 05/13/2019 1:33:45 PM PDT by Gamecock
WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (AP) — A Central Florida man is accused of hiding his legless fugitive girlfriend from police by stuffing her into a plastic storage container.
48-year-old John Robert Carr Jr. of Winter Haven is charged with resisting arrest. News outlets report Carr attempted to hide 39-year-old Krystle Lee Anderson from U.S. marshals and Polk County Sheriff's deputies Tuesday.
Anderson was wanted for failing to appear in court on charges including false imprisonment related to a 2015 incident when she allegedly held people hostage at a Burger King with a BB gun. It ended in a shooting with police and she lost both legs.
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Florida Man is back at it. Nothing is impossible for Florida Man!
I wouldn't really worry about pursuing prosecution on this one. I'd say she's learned her lesson.
Look in the background. Some people without legs are very mobile!
Our wonderful Sheriff, Grady Judd, has a spot on a local country station every Wednesday where he tells a “Crazy Criminal Story.” Want to guess what it will be this week?
The brother, Bob, is still in the pool.
And not to mention their poor Matt who lost his arms and his legs.
They just left him laying by the front door.
At least she wasn’t found in a topless bar.
I thought he was fishing at the time.
No Hermes or Coach tote bag I suppose?
Hi.
The eyes are the window into the soul...
Or into a brain addled with drugs, alcohol and bad company.
5.56mm
Is his brother Art, still hanging around?
Sorry.
5.56mm
Florida Man
Florida Woman
A double-threat!
“Don’t worry about it, son.
Most guys just leave her tied to the tree.”
How far this family has fallen. Their grandfather was once a notable missionary who was boiled and eaten by cannibals. I guess things changed after Stu’s untimely demise.
Florida again!
Well. Related to Debbie Wasserman Schultz? I imagine she wishes she could trade places with her old self.
Billy Ray Valentine
“[while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what’s happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you’re thinkin’. You seen “Porgy and Bess”? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!..”
Flip it over, I guess its one of those things.
(I’m not racist for posting this am I? OK. Mods, I turn myself in if I am.)
That’s no damn place for a legless fugitive! What’s wrong with these folks?
Oh wait......Florida.
Ba da boom!
How’s that saying go?
“She can hide but she can’t run?”
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