Questions That Still Haunt Me

email | 5/9/2019 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

If you have bad sex with a hooker, is it discounted?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a**?

[Rebelbase]

Makes me think twice about buying diseased ham again.

[Rockingham]

To make such a choice, I can imagine a version of the scene from Portlandia, with a waiter having a file folder describing the detailed health history of a hog that was rendered into bacon. "Our pork products today are uncured and came from a sow named Mildred. She was in good physical health when she was made into bacon, hams, sliced lunch meat and sausage, but she had undergone counseling for depression."

[M Kehoe]

Methinks everyone posting on this thread is happily retired and have nothing better to do.

5.56mm

[sodpoodle]

Good thing to be ‘happily’ retired and having time to enjoy FR.

It’s like a group of old friends sharing stories, jokes and memories - taking a break from political discussions.