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One should not invoke the Wrath of Cthulhu!

Fhthagn! :P

1 posted on 05/08/2019 9:06:04 AM PDT by Kriggerel
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To: Kriggerel

Just. No.


2 posted on 05/08/2019 9:09:27 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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Hurray for the octopus! Reminds me of why the ancient Hebrews had laws of civilized behavior separating them from the pagans. One of those was a rule something like, you can’t cut off a limb of a live animal for food.


3 posted on 05/08/2019 9:10:24 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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Unfortunately, there is not cure for STUPID.


4 posted on 05/08/2019 9:12:14 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
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" ...sounded like the soundtrack of a chinese porn flick"

5 posted on 05/08/2019 9:13:00 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Cat finds this fact out the hard way!

6 posted on 05/08/2019 9:15:08 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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Should have steamed the octopus. Live.


8 posted on 05/08/2019 9:16:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If she had gotten one of those suckers attached to her cornea, she would have been in real trouble. Given how moist a cornea surface is, it wouldn’t have released so easily!


9 posted on 05/08/2019 9:17:17 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
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In Soviet China, meal eats YOU!


10 posted on 05/08/2019 9:17:23 AM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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The Bell Curve is real.


11 posted on 05/08/2019 9:19:25 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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“I’d like to be/under the sea/in an octopus’ garden in the shade..” Someone had to say it!


12 posted on 05/08/2019 9:19:27 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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Should have steamed the octopus. Live.


13 posted on 05/08/2019 9:22:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Sometimes you eat the octopus, sometimes the octopus eats you.


14 posted on 05/08/2019 9:22:55 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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Excuse me. Waiter!
IS the sashimi fresh?


15 posted on 05/08/2019 9:24:48 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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A Chinese live-streamer


That’s it. No more live-streaming for me.


17 posted on 05/08/2019 9:39:23 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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She knew full well what she was doing. That octopus is about 10x the size a person would normally eat live. Even then the little ones are stretched out and lubed in sauces before eating. This might be the Chinese equivalent of a tide pod challenge or some other stupid “challenge” but this isn’t “eating live octopus”.


19 posted on 05/08/2019 9:42:06 AM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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This is why I ask for my steaks medium well. I don’t want my dinner fighting back.


20 posted on 05/08/2019 9:43:00 AM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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I have watched her eat seafood in earlier videos. She is voracious and, I thought, fearless. Here she shows herself to be Miss Priss. The octopus did not endanger her in any way. His suction cups left no marks but she was visibly horrified that her perfect complexion could be affected. Had she bitten the critter’s head, once detached from her face, I would have been impressed. She did not. Poor baby.


21 posted on 05/08/2019 9:47:58 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (The denial of the authority of God is the central plank of the Progressive movement.)
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When she eats a live shark, please send me the link...


22 posted on 05/08/2019 9:50:32 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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guy gets bit in the face by a snake caught by doorbell camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=g_8NzRKUZlU

I would be freaking out


24 posted on 05/08/2019 9:55:05 AM PDT by RummyChick (I have no inside sources, media sources, or federal government employee sources. NONE)
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She sounds like a Hillary supporter on election night.


27 posted on 05/08/2019 10:04:16 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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