Benny Hinn Miraculously Removes Lump From Woman's Purse

The Bee ^ | 5/10/19 | Babylon Bee

[metmom]

They are.

And I love them.

[SoCal Pubbie]

My wife sees him come into the department store where she works. Always with his bodyguards.

[metmom]

Careful. JR has asked us to play nice with our Roman cousins. A direct quote: “Stop the Catholic bashing!”

Have you seen how the CATHOLICS are bashing their pope?

Visit some of the pope threads sometime, especially the caucus ones.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Caucus Rules and Etiquette...kinda like the Q-thread.

[dfwgator]

Exactly.

Don’t say nothing bad about JP II to me, but Bergoglio, he’s a fraud.

[sparklite2]

Is that brutal as in “truthful?” ;)

[OddLane]

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?

[GreenHornet]

It always made me chuckle when they would speed up the film as a group of young ladies chased him around, with “Yakety Sax” playing in the background. Oh.....wait a minute.....that was Benny Hill, not Benny Hinn....NEVERMIND!

[M Kehoe]

How much was the “lump” worth?

5.56mm

[SkyDancer]

I first flashed on Benny Hill and thought - hey, wait, he’s dead.

[RightGeek]

LOL - The Bee is the Best

[sparklite2]

Here's another good one from the Bee.

Outrage As 'Game Of Thrones' Accidentally Leaves Clothed Woman In Shot

May 6th, 2019

U.S.—Fans expressed their shock and outrage Sunday evening as the fourth episode of the final season of Game of Thrones accidentally featured a clothed woman clearly visible in the background of a shot.
By way of apology, showrunners said they are adding 30 minutes of bonus footage of naked women to the next episode.

[TianaHighrider]

I can’t hear his name without thinking about Benny Hill.

My my older brother used to sneak up at night and turn on the TV to watch Benny Hill. We lived in a Small house.

[karnage]

The Bee is so very, very good.

Truly delightful.

Soon to be banned on FB and twatter.

[terycarl]

these people will continue to exist until the gullible wake up.

[terycarl]

Exactly. Don’t say nothing bad about JP II to me, but Bergoglio, he’s a fraud.

Nope, can't happen, Christ promised perfection overall and we've had that for 2,019 years......slight imperfections???? Well we're all still human but in Faith and morals....there have been no variances in more than 2,000 years.....and the "reformation" was blasphomy at BEST.....

[terycarl]

Have you seen how the CATHOLICS are bashing their pope?,/I. ,P. oh good....it's you.....Real Catholics may have problems with the Pope in the same way they do with Trump...but in matters of faith and morals....he is infallible.....and you know that....former Catholic.

[Mrs. Don-o]

It might be useful at some point to make a distinction between "bashing the works and words of the Argentinian mischief-maker formerly known as Jorge Bergoglio" and "bashing the Catholic Church."

Since Bergoglio himself bashes the Church every day, and needs no help from you. ` ` :o/

[tet68]

I always like Reverend Ike.

God Power is Green power!

Green power is money power!

Money power helps you to do God’s Work!

Say Amen!

[SkyDancer]

Or Yakkity Sax. Gramps has his LP.