[EdnaMode]

Just rename CNN the Airport News Network.

[rktman]

Hookers sell their bodies, cnn assclowns sold their souls.

[FatherofFive]

You get more honesty from the prostitute

[Da Coyote]

I’d trust a prostitute more, also.
After all, she’s trying to make an honest living. :-)

[9YearLurker]

One million prostitutes? Let’s see, approximately 75 million women in the US between 19 and 54. Let’s just say that million are all female, though we know gay prostitution is a real thing.

Still, approximately 1 in 75 of the demographic?

I think they’ve gotta be counting young women who agree to dates online just for a free meal.

[alloysteel]

And here I was furtively switching over to CNN just to watch the prostitutes on parade....

[no-to-illegals]

Prostitutes and presstitutes ; what’s the difference ???

[Doogle]

"..??..I ain't saying muffin"

[max americana]

Oh, The Bill Clinton Nielsen number...

[Cobra64]

CNN gives prostitutes a bad name.

[SuperLuminal]

An earned status...and rightfully so...

[wildbill]

I’d rather get fake orgasms than fake news. Anyone know the name of a reliable prostitute?

[blueunicorn6]

I know a prostitute?

I’ll bet it’s my neighbor Steve.

Keep your filthy prostitute leaves out of my yard Steve!

[golux]

CNN ranks behind the Hallmark channel. THAT is some funny stuff. I look like Robby Benson so whenever I am “recognized” on the street in LA I know I am talking to a Hallmark channel viewer... Romantic movies from the 80s...

[eclecticEel]

That’s 760,000 concurrent viewers, not 760,000 total.

[crz]

Reading the replies here and I agree. I would trust the prostitute over them. Especially a politician.

[TigersEye]

I don’t know any prostitutes. I’ve also never seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants but re-runs of it are beating CNN primetime in the ratings.

[Reily]

There’s a difference?
Who knew?

[Scram1]

There is no value in CNN news content.
The branch bank I use has a painting of a whorehouse listed in the National Register on the wall—gift wrapped at Christmas time.
One could only gift wrap CNN—no value—to give away.

https://tinyurl.com/yyky78cx

[Bommer]

Funny how a new organization is being referred to as a whore, but it’s considered lower than one.

[Berlin_Freeper]

A CNN viewer probably pays a prostitute just to watch CNN with him.