You Are Now More Likely To Know A Prostitute Than A Primetime CNN Viewer

Townhall ^ | May 4, 2019 | Timothy Meads

[EdnaMode]

Just rename CNN the Airport News Network.

[rktman]

Hookers sell their bodies, cnn assclowns sold their souls.

[FatherofFive]

You get more honesty from the prostitute

[Da Coyote]

I’d trust a prostitute more, also.
After all, she’s trying to make an honest living. :-)

[9YearLurker]

One million prostitutes? Let’s see, approximately 75 million women in the US between 19 and 54. Let’s just say that million are all female, though we know gay prostitution is a real thing.

Still, approximately 1 in 75 of the demographic?

I think they’ve gotta be counting young women who agree to dates online just for a free meal.

[alloysteel]

And here I was furtively switching over to CNN just to watch the prostitutes on parade....

[no-to-illegals]

Prostitutes and presstitutes ; what’s the difference ???

[Doogle]

"..??..I ain't saying muffin"

[Da Coyote]

“And here I was furtively switching over to CNN just to watch the prostitutes on parade....”

And that would be way more interesting than anything CNN has had on their network for years and years.

[max americana]

Oh, The Bill Clinton Nielsen number...

[Yo-Yo]

Like Charlie Sheen said, you don’t pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

[Cobra64]

CNN gives prostitutes a bad name.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Prostitute vs. press-titute.

[SuperLuminal]

An earned status...and rightfully so...

[wildbill]

I’d rather get fake orgasms than fake news. Anyone know the name of a reliable prostitute?

[CaptainMorgantown]

Well you have to include Washington, DC. We know there are at least 535 prostitutes, but they each have staffers and lobbyists.

[Dilbert San Diego]

It shocks and saddens me if that many people are involved in prostitution.

[jmacusa]

“I’m in love, I’m in love with a working girl....’’

[blueunicorn6]

I know a prostitute?

I’ll bet it’s my neighbor Steve.

Keep your filthy prostitute leaves out of my yard Steve!

[golux]

CNN ranks behind the Hallmark channel. THAT is some funny stuff. I look like Robby Benson so whenever I am “recognized” on the street in LA I know I am talking to a Hallmark channel viewer... Romantic movies from the 80s...