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Anybody wanna buy a Killer Bird?

Anyone? Buehler? Buehler?

1 posted on 04/24/2019 2:02:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yeah, let me tell you where to deliver that; COD. Yeah.


2 posted on 04/24/2019 2:06:30 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m sure that Nate Romanowski is interested.


3 posted on 04/24/2019 2:07:03 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Are killer birds as tasty as non killer birds?


4 posted on 04/24/2019 2:10:04 PM PDT by Boomer (One can be an American or a Democrat but never both; not since Zero was elected anyway.)
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“For sale: Killer Bird; former owner unavailable for comment; for more information, contact deadly animal center”


5 posted on 04/24/2019 2:13:33 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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6 posted on 04/24/2019 2:20:24 PM PDT by golux
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‘cassowary’

That is one bird that you DO NOT F-with. Look it up - it’s vicious.


7 posted on 04/24/2019 2:22:26 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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Wasn’t this Cassowarry story the one that started the Florida Man jokes here on FR?


8 posted on 04/24/2019 2:25:31 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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Trying again... Does it taste like chicken? How much per pound? Will I need a bigger grill? Maybe one of those big burning pits on the deck out back?


9 posted on 04/24/2019 2:25:50 PM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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Anybody want to adopt the Menendez brothers?


10 posted on 04/24/2019 2:26:30 PM PDT by dead (Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Look at those feet.

12 posted on 04/24/2019 2:26:47 PM PDT by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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They can gut you like a fish ;-)


13 posted on 04/24/2019 2:29:20 PM PDT by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca. Deport all illegals. Abolish the DEA, IRS and ATF,.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Tastes like chicken? Or is the meat mostly darker?


21 posted on 04/24/2019 2:44:38 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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If it were bigger, I’d buy it and then drop it off at the Capitol.


24 posted on 04/24/2019 2:52:40 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m thing Wedding Anniversary present.


25 posted on 04/24/2019 2:55:21 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown
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To: Responsibility2nd

What kind of birdy num-nums does it eat?


26 posted on 04/24/2019 3:02:28 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Responsibility2nd

If your wife buys this, look out.


27 posted on 04/24/2019 3:02:28 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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35 posted on 04/24/2019 4:41:26 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (In war, there can be no substitute for victory. --Douglas MacArthur)
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Something for someone who has everything.


36 posted on 04/24/2019 4:43:41 PM PDT by windsorknot
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Swine Bird!


39 posted on 04/25/2019 2:38:33 AM PDT by caddie (Tagline: Guten Tag.)
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Ummm, aren’t dogs that attack people put down?

Why is this killer bird being sold instead of put down?


40 posted on 04/25/2019 5:21:48 AM PDT by simpson96
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