Posted on 04/22/2019 12:55:40 PM PDT by Gamecock
This hands-on suspect wasn’t hard to catch.
A Florida man busted for disorderly conduct in a bar upped the ante by groping the fingerprint technician at his booking.
Jack Dylan Evans started his Wednesday afternoon by harassing the female owner of a watering hole where he’d been asked to leave, according to court papers obtained by the Smoking Gun. He then accosted the officer fingerprinting him in Pinellas County, Fla., because "she was sexy.”
The 44-year-old perp was apprehended afternoon after shouting obscenities inside Down the Hatch bar, then telling the proprietor he wanted to have sex with her, according to the report. Cops said their arrival didn’t slow Evans down, whose foul-mouthed tirade continued after he was apprehended.
At the station, he groped a fingerprint technician, according to the report.
“The (defendant) reached with his left hand down to the victim’s right buttocks area and rubbed the area as the victim was fingerprinting the subject as part of the booking process,” the report said. That act was allegedly caught on video and battery was added to Evans’ charges.
The Judge asked: “What was she wearing at the time of the alleged assault?
Not that it matters, of course!”.
Florida Man is my name and disorderly conduct is my game!
His attorneys have asked Biden to be a character witness.
LOL, I assume he’s black, so he’s safe.
I suppose all license plate versions of FLA MAN have been banned.
That sounds like a self-limiting vanity plate. How far could you drive in FL without getting stopped?
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There you have it! No matter how many times you arrest him you just can’t keep Florida Man down.
He’s lucky to still have that hand.
Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.
Are you sure that wasn’t Delaware Man?
Do we get to see a picture of her to determine guilt or innocence? < /s >
You would think the ladies would be flattered by his honest appraisal of their attractiveness. /s
Joe Biden found his running mate!
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