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Florida man gropes technician who was fingerprinting him for disorderly conduct charge
NY Daily News ^ | 4/21/2019 | BRIAN NIEMIETZ

Posted on 04/22/2019 12:55:40 PM PDT by Gamecock

This hands-on suspect wasn’t hard to catch.

A Florida man busted for disorderly conduct in a bar upped the ante by groping the fingerprint technician at his booking.

Jack Dylan Evans started his Wednesday afternoon by harassing the female owner of a watering hole where he’d been asked to leave, according to court papers obtained by the Smoking Gun. He then accosted the officer fingerprinting him in Pinellas County, Fla., because "she was sexy.”

The 44-year-old perp was apprehended afternoon after shouting obscenities inside Down the Hatch bar, then telling the proprietor he wanted to have sex with her, according to the report. Cops said their arrival didn’t slow Evans down, whose foul-mouthed tirade continued after he was apprehended.

At the station, he groped a fingerprint technician, according to the report.

“The (defendant) reached with his left hand down to the victim’s right buttocks area and rubbed the area as the victim was fingerprinting the subject as part of the booking process,” the report said. That act was allegedly caught on video and battery was added to Evans’ charges.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: downthehatchbar; drunk; drunkenimbecile; etoh; florida; floridaman; imbecile; jackdylanevans; pinellascounty
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To: Gamecock

The Judge asked: “What was she wearing at the time of the alleged assault?
Not that it matters, of course!”.


21 posted on 04/22/2019 1:31:22 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Gamecock

Florida Man is my name and disorderly conduct is my game!


22 posted on 04/22/2019 1:37:10 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Gamecock

His attorneys have asked Biden to be a character witness.


23 posted on 04/22/2019 1:37:49 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: dfwgator
This guy's cool, though...


24 posted on 04/22/2019 1:44:39 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: treetopsandroofs

LOL, I assume he’s black, so he’s safe.


25 posted on 04/22/2019 1:45:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: TigersEye

I suppose all license plate versions of FLA MAN have been banned.


26 posted on 04/22/2019 1:45:34 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: treetopsandroofs

That sounds like a self-limiting vanity plate. How far could you drive in FL without getting stopped?


27 posted on 04/22/2019 1:54:09 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: treetopsandroofs; TigersEye
I suppose all license plate versions of FLA MAN have been banned.

Florida man says you are thinking too small: Troopers: Florida man used remote-controlled license plate shield to avoid tolls

28 posted on 04/22/2019 2:05:10 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Gamecock

There you have it! No matter how many times you arrest him you just can’t keep Florida Man down.


29 posted on 04/22/2019 2:09:04 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Gamecock

He’s lucky to still have that hand.


30 posted on 04/22/2019 2:40:04 PM PDT by bgill (when you badmouth women, you are badmouthing your mama and the good women on FR)
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To: Gamecock

Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.


31 posted on 04/22/2019 3:33:37 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: Gamecock

Are you sure that wasn’t Delaware Man?


32 posted on 04/22/2019 3:50:53 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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To: Gamecock

Do we get to see a picture of her to determine guilt or innocence? < /s >


33 posted on 04/22/2019 4:03:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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34 posted on 04/22/2019 4:13:38 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Gamecock

You would think the ladies would be flattered by his honest appraisal of their attractiveness. /s


35 posted on 04/22/2019 5:00:30 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Gamecock

Joe Biden found his running mate!


36 posted on 04/22/2019 5:47:34 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (President Trump is right! The media IS the enemy of the people!)
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